Title: Hello Prince and Princess!
Summary: Several tennis teams join a competition in hopes of winning an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii! This is an epic tale about sacrifices, a man's duty to his team, and cross-dressing.
Disclaimer: Do you think Tenipuri would be as awesome as it is now if I owned it? No? There you go.
Warnings: Boys being boys, boys in drag, language, crack.

Hello Prince and Princess!
Chapter One: The Princess of Tennis

"All right, everyone!" said Ryuuzaki-sensei to the regulars, "I received a letter from Inoue-san. There will be an interschool contest. The winning team will receive the best and latest tennis equipments as reward and an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii."

There was silence.

"An… all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii?" said Momoshiro slowly. His voice dripped with excitement and shock. This was the first time he would travel outside Japan! And maybe, just maybe, he could get a cute girlfriend during his stay, one whom he could dote on and write letters to when he returned to Japan.

"Hawaii… isn't that where The Jellybeans live?" Kaidoh blushed. The Jellybeans is a band where all members were cute females who were bubbly and very good at performing. He thought they were really pretty and wanted to meet them. Plus, Michelle is really cute. Melanie and Natalie weren't bad either. Christine was kind of hot, come to think of- Stop it, Kaidoh told himself. Now was not the time to fantasize about girls.

"Hawaii…" said Fuji softly. He opened his eyes which glimmered with excitement. Hawaii was the perfect place to get a girlfriend. He never admitted to anyone this before, but like most boys his age, he liked girls with as little clothing as possible. He also preferred American girls with athletic builds and vivacious personalities.

Inui's glasses gleamed at the thought of observing his teammates habits whenever they weren't at school. A vacation that didn't involve training would be a good chance to obtain precious data. Seeing attractive ladies in bikinis wasn't something he would complain about, either.

Kawamura smiled. He thought about American cuisine. Was the food in America better than the ones in Japan? Or were they equal? Or was Japanese food better? Maybe he would have enough time to meet a cute girl who appreciated food like he did and bring her back with him to Japan.

Eiji closed his eyes and wondered what Hawaii would be like. He watched Lilo and Stitch once, and Hawaii seemed really cool in that movie. Maybe he would meet an alien… and a hula dancer!

"Nya, Oishi! We're going to go to Hawaii! Cool!" said Eiji enthusiastically. He told Oishi of his ideas and made hand gestures to match them. Eiji was more cheerful that usual.

Oishi laughed fondly at his partner's antics. Whatever made Eiji happy… well, that made him happy, too.

But Oishi couldn't help but feel dread. What if the plane crashed on the way? And didn't they have to win a contest? What kind of contest was it? Ryuuzaki-sensei never told them about what the contest was, exactly. What if it was something that was bad for everyone? What if they had to play some sick killing game like Battle Royale? Sure, Oishi was fond of Battle Royale, but Battle Royale was only good for entertainment. For something to happen that will hurt the team…

Oishi shook his head.

Tezuka and Ryoma stood, thinking. To be truthful, the two of them weren't interested in the Hawaii trip at all. They wanted the best tennis equipment money could buy.

It was an unsaid agreement. Whatever the contest was, they would win.

"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you," said Ryuuzaki, embarrassed. "It's a Prince and Princess Pageant. Basically, you'll choose two people on the team who will be the prince and princess. The princess, of course, will have to dress as a woman. The pair should have chemistry and be comfortable with each other."

The regulars looked at Ryoma and Fuji, thoughtful.

The two did look rather feminine, after all.

"I will not be the princess," said Fuji, opening his eyes.

That only left one option.

"Don't want to," said Ryoma. He tried to walk coolly outside, but was stopped by Momo and Eiji.

Everyone looked at Ryoma unkindly.

"We're in a team, Echizen," said Momo, his voice with intent. "Don't let us down now. Don't let us down."

Kaidoh nodded, hissing. "A real man doesn't run from his responsibilities. Are you a real man, Echizen?"

Kawamura and Oishi gave Echizen gentle yet malicious looks. Fuji opened his eyes. Eiji frowned at him. Tezuka… looked unaffected.

Ryoma looked at Tezuka in a non-pleading manly manner.

"You are Seigaku's Pillar of Support," said Tezuka. "And you will do what is best for the team." Apparently, Tezuka only cared about the tennis equipment. Nice.

Ryoma looked at his teammates, horrified. "Fuji-senpai looks like a girl! Why can't he do it?" asked Ryoma, frowning.

Fuji opened his eyes. "Hm?"

"Nothing, nothing," Ryoma muttered.

"Besides," said Eiji cheerfully, "doesn't it feel nice that you're sacrificing yourself for your team? That's so noble of you, Ochibi!"

Ryoma scowled.

Ryoma, a princess?

Hah… when pigs flew.

Should I continue this or should I delete this? I want an honest opinion, please. If I continue this, I'll also want your opinions about the teams you want included. ^^; Thank you and please leave a review!

P.S.: You know, I think in Seigaku, there's someone who is more beautiful than Fuji, but he is very underrated. Say hello to Inui Sadaharu! I want to make him the princess because seriously, have you seen his eyes? Beautiful, I tell you! Now, if he could get a more flattering haircut and ditch the glasses, I'd gladly throw myself at him! Did I mention he has a really nice voice? He does, he really does! If you ask me for proof, I'll send you a link to a video I saw that makes me have doubts about Ryoma being the princess candidate. But then Inui is too weird, haha.