AN: Homeyz dis is like mah furst fanfic so reveiw kindlay
Sup homies my name is Jack Zhou Lee Khan Zhang or just call me the Zhangster for short. I have a 12-pack have fire-red eyes, am Asian, have black hair, 7-feet tall, super strong, and mega-hot. I am a wizard and go to this school called Pigpimple or sumthin like that. I am a sixth-year and I'm in the house of Slytherin, I am the Quiditch captain, won the Tri-Wizard tournament a couple years back and my old man is the Minister of Magick. Also did I mention i got my house 7,000 points and beat that stuck up old snob Demonbrat Potter, but his real name's Harry, and his no good friend Moldy-vart. Yeah so I guess I should start here, last year Moldy-vart hacked into a Nigerian prince's bank account and stole all his money. Then Moldy-vart went to Swissieland and broke into their banks. Anyways I was walking outside and I saw Demonbrat humping the wall I stuck my middle finger at him and he started crying. Then I bumped in to Ching-Chong Lee the hottest gurl in school. Then I said hi, and i saw demonbrat crying because he had a crush on ching-chong, then we both started laughing and making out, making demonbrut even more sad he started crying even more. Then we and ching-chong walked way and i walked up to demonbrit and luaghed. Then I kept on walking and bumped in to Chang Chocho who was Demonbuts crush and then we started making it then i stuck my thingie in her thingie just to make demonbutt mad. Then Chung choco walked away and I laughed in Demonburt's face again. Then I bumped into Hermoidj Gragner who was a stupid muglle and demunbrut friend, then I walked away and she started crying. Then i saw hetwig demonbut's messenger fly over, and using my magic I summoned it down and kicked him in the face. ow yelled herwig, haha thats wat you get for being demonbuts messenge i said. Not my fault, demonbutr sed he would uses his magick sword on me said hetwig, too bad i said and i kicked hetwig again. Thed Demonbrat saw what i was doing and ran over to stop me, but i just purtogo and he stopped, then demonbrut said expelius but i said purtefo and blocked him. Then Dumblydoor walked out and said expulius and got demonburts wand but not mine cuz i was too strong. Then Dumbledory said giv me your wand, and i said no, then he said explises maxims maxims and he was able to get my wand he broke demonbuts in half but he couldnt brek mine cuz i took it back from him. Demonburt started crying and dumbleydor said demonburt was expelled because he had a dule. Then Demonburt got really mad and punched Dumbleydoor and broke his nose, an dumbldor sed harry could stay. Then demonbrut said yay. Then Crooked Shank Hermpodj's messenger walked up and so did Ratty Scab with was Ronk's messenger. Then Crooked Shank an Ratty Scab and Hertwig had three-way and dumbledore sid avadrakabra at them because they where all gay and the were doing pda which was against skool rules.