another fanfic. hmm i seem to be writting four at once...oh well. lol enjoy

summery-the blitzkrieg boys wake up on a cruise ship they somehow managed to steal. with no way out, they decide to have fun when they find alcohol.

disclaimer-i do not own beyblade! i wish i did.

Tons o fun

Chapter one

Waking up

Opening his eyes the familiar smell of alcohol hit his nose. His head was pounding and he felt sick. He had far too much to drink last night. He couldn't remember much. He could however remember what was perhaps the last thing he did before falling asleep. Have sex with Spencer, who was lying next to him this very second. He closed is eyes and rolled over onto his boyfriend and pressed his lips against Spencer's lips.

Kai opened his eyes feeling a pair of lips on his. He closed them and opened them again trying to register what was happening. It took a minute for him to realise he wasn't dreaming about Tala, somebody was lying on top of him and was now licking his lips. He opened his mouth to say something the then felt something wet enter his mouth. His eyes snapped open wide and he pushed whoever it was off.

A surprised Bryan feel off of Kai but he didn't fall out of the bed. He stared at horrified crimson eyes. He blinked. Kai looked down at Bryans body, he was naked, at least he thought he was anyway, he was shirtless. Kai looked at himself, he was fully clothed but what if he got changed after the sex? He then noticed his belt was undone.

'Please, don't tell me you fucked me last night.' He said his voice shaking.

'What? No! I slepted with Spencer!'

Kai stared at him for a second. 'Where?'

'Here. I think.'

Spencer suddenly appeared from nowhere. He was on the floor, fully clothed, rubbing up eyes. He looked at Bryan and Kai and yawned. Kai's eyes widened. 'Oh my god!'

'What?' Spencer asked.

'OH GOD NO!! BRYAN RAPED ME!!'

'What?' Spencer and Bryan said together.

Kai jumped out of the bed and looked at them. 'I passed out last night! Your naked, my belt is undone, you were in bed with me and you kissed me when you woke up! RAPIST!!' Kai's eyes started to fill with tears.

The door behind Kai was forced open, knocking Kai over. Tala and Ian stood at the door looking very worried. 'What's going on?' Ian asked.

'Kai thinks I raped him.'

'What?' Tala said looking down at Kai who had just started crying. 'Rape?'

'One of my best friends! Raped me! How could he?' Kai cried.

Tala smiled weakly and bend down and pulled Kai into a hug. 'No Kai you weren't raped. Bryan and Spencer were having sex, you were with me and Ian. You passed out and I took you in here. Bryan and Spencer came in later, Bryan was naked. He got into bed with you and Spencer lied down on the floor. Me and Ian slepted in here as well, Bryan did not rape you. You forgot to do up your belt after pissing in the toilet down the hall.'

'Hey guys, where are we? This isn't our hotel room.' Bryan asked.

The room was decorated in light colours. The walls were peach and the carpet was a light red. Curtains were red and lased and a expensive wardrobe stood against the wall. The table next to the bed, which was lying on the floor after Spencer knocked it over, looked old but fancy and the bed was a four poster bed. The Blitzkrieg boys stayed in a room that was blue, had a normal single beds in four separate rooms and the furniture didn't look expensive. Something was very wrong, and Spencer could tell because Ian and Tala still looked worried.

'Guys? Where are we?' Spencer asked.

Tala and Ian looked at each other, then back to Bryan and Spencer. 'We're on a boat.' Ian said.

Bryan smiled and laughed. Spencer looked as if somebody had just told him he was going to turn into a teletubby.

'Guys he's not joking. We are on a boat. Not just a boat, a fucking cruise ship. With no crew.' Tala said as he picked Kai up and held him bridal style. 'Nobody is on this boat, we've checked. Were going to go look in the captains quarters and try find a loud speaker thingy.'

'Loud speaker thingy?' Ian asked.

'Yeah that thing were you press the button and everyone in the building or whatever can hear you.' (I don't know what its called lol)

Kai had stopped crying and was now resting his head on Tala's shoulder wondering where he was. He hadn't been paying attention and drifted back to sleep. Tala and Ian left the room to give Bryan a chance to get changed.

'Hey what are we going to do with Kai? Wont the blade breakers or whatever it is they call themselves be worried?'

'I dunno. We've got to figure out where we are first Ian, we're in the middle of nowhere. I suppose they'll just have to wait.'

'But Boris, they might think he has him, Kai's been missing all night.'

'I know. Come one lets go find the captains quarters and get Mr Sleepy head into bed.

Tala put Kai in the room next to Spencer's and Bryan's and went off to find the captains quarters. They walked around for sometime before they found it. There was sick all over the door which meant only one thing, they were in there last night. They looked at each other before pushing the door open.

The room was completely trashed. The ships wheel was broken off, the radio was smashed to pieces, the controls were broken. Tala closed his eyes slowly. How on earth did this happen? Then they spotted more radio's all destroyed. Panic came over Tala, did they destroy all the ships radios?

They ran out of the room and checked everywhere they could think of to find a radio so they could contact the outside world. They couldn't find any, all the phones were destroyed too. It then all came back to him.

Flashback

They were sailing the ship away from the harbour laughing and cheering. Bryan began to smash up the radio with a golf club.

'Hey I've got an idea.' A drunk Kai said. 'Lets smash all the phones and radios up so nobody can bug us!'

'What the fuck are you on about?' A drunk Spencer asked.

'Think about it. Were partying and they will want to stop us because we stole their ship, so if we blow up the radios and phones. We'll be free to fuck each other in peace.'

'That sounds like a fucking good idea!' Bryan said.

'I don't want to fuck somebody.' Tala said. 'I wanna drink more and destroy stuff.'

'That's ok. Those two,' Kai points at Spencer and Bryan, 'can fuck each other and we'll go find more drink. I'll write a letter to my team mates and tell them I'm pregnant with your baby and I'll put a blade up Ian's ass…' Kai continues to blab a heap of crap.

Flash forward

Tala puts a hand up to his head. They destroyed all possible ways of contacting anyone, they destroyed the controls so they couldn't sail back, they didn't know any other way to get back but how the hell did they manage to steal a cruise ship in the first place and sail it to the middle of nowhere?

'LIFEBOATS!' Ian screamed making Tala jump.

He smiled, of course the lifeboats. They ran down the hall and went outside to find Spencer and Bryan snogging and feeling each other up. 'Guys!' They stopped immediately and looked pissed off.

'What? Cant we enjoy each others company without you lot interrupting us?'

'Guys, we've stolen a ship, smashed up the controls and radios and were stuck fuck knows were and you two are thinking about sex?'

'Yes.' Bryan stated.

Tala sighed. 'Help us look for a lifeboat were getting out of here.'

'Where's Kai?' Spencer asked.

'Not here he's sleeping somewhere.' Ian replied. 'So Tal? Did you get any action with Kai last night?'

Tala's face went red. 'No. You were with us the whole time.'

'That's right use Ian as an excuse.' Spencer said.

'Yeah Tala, when are you going to tell Kai you love him?' Bryan asked.

'I'm not even sure if Kai likes me.'

'Yeah right the way he looks at you…' Bryan was interrupted by Kai's screaming. The four boys dashed down the boat passing a large swimming pool and deck chairs until they reached the end of the boat where Kai was.

He was sitting on the floor holding onto his backside. The four boys reached him and Tala took him in his arms again. 'Kai what is it? What's wrong?'

'I slipped and fell on my arse. Do have any idea how painful that is?'

Everyone sighed in relief and Ian started laughing. 'Uh guys? There's no lifeboats.' Spencer said.

They all looked around and found nothing. They were trapped. None of them had their mobiles with them. It was like they were in some freaky movie. All they could do was wait. They were lost, missing, gone…

'HEY GUYS!' Kai shouted from the cargo hold. 'I FOUND MORE DRINK!!'

'…COOL!' Bryan shouted.

yeah first chaps a bit crap but the humour will pick up from here...i hope. lol please review.