"you like him"

"i do NOT like him!"

"sure.."

"shut up!"

"Go talk to him"

"NO WAY"

"you want to though"

"says who?"

"you"

"NO! HES A PIG!"

"i saw you cuddle him"

"when?"

"just now.. after he hugged celine dion"

"well..it means nothing"

"you. LIKE. HIM!"

Duncan: Hey princess

Courtney: Duncan. SHUT UP! I DONT LIKE YOU! ARGH!

Duncan: ..all i said was hey. but now that you mention it.. you want me!

IN THE MESS HALL:

Chris: campers.. we watch your every move. your every face and your every bathroom break. oh! which reminds me.. Harold? where is he? oh there you are. dude your mom sent your pills today for your bladder issue

Harold: awe man!

Chris: as i was saying.. it is my duty as a crappy reailty tv show host to make your life entertainingly miserable. so.. how many of you think Courtney has a thing for Duncan?

Courtney: what?!

The entire room suddenly has 23 hands that shoot up including Chris, chef and even Heather.

Chris: i knew it! awesome! okay then.. just to make this interesting.. were gonna send these two lovebirds into the woods with very limited supplies and see what happens from then on. This my freidns, is a great way to get really high ratings

Chef: hahaha.

Courtney: this is not fair! what about Geoff and Bridgette? Owen and Izzy? GWEN AND TRENT!?

Chris: well they arent in crazy denial right now but good point. well send all of you into the woods then.

Courtney: good so now i can be with Gwen and Bridgette right?

Chris: not to fast.. well be sending you to different parts of the woods.

Duncan: not that i object or anything.. but how long will this be?

Chris: until i send chef to come and get you... which could be a day or two. or even a week! so eat your breakfast fast and meet me in front of the communal bathrooms in 15. saavy?

Heather: what about the rest of us then?

Chris: PARTY UNTIL ITS OVER!

Geoff: awe man! no fair!

Duncan: well well well.. looks like princess here will be spending some quality with me -smirks-

CONFESSION CAM:

Gwen: Chris.. is a monster. -sigh-but i guess Trent and i have a better relationship with Courtney does with Duncan.

Geoff: I dont see why this is a bad thing.. i mean we get to spend the nesxt few days with our crushes right?

Duncan: okay. what the heck i might as well say it. i bribed Chris with five bucks to set this whole thing up. hahaha what a cheapskate (slaps his forhead)

Courtney: i feel like this is all my fault! ARGH. somebody is going to get seriously hurt whithin the next 24 hours!

Owen: WOOHOOOO!