Helium Buddies
Disclaimer : I Do NOT Own FFVII. If I did, Zack and Cloud would have chipmunk-y voices the whole time. HAHA.
A/N : Hello again! It's Moon! Here with more nonsense to brighten your day. I thought of this while watching a kids movie. I'm so pathetic.. Harhar.
I wonder what Zack and Cloud WOULD sound like with helium voices! :) Btw...Italics equal the chipmunck-y voices! XD
It was another boring, rainy day at Shin-Ra. Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth were all scattered around Angeal's apartment, bored as hell. Then, two familiar people bounced in, holding.....
"What the hell do you plan to do with helium filled balloons?" Genesis interrogated.
"We're helium buddies!" Zack slung an arm around Cloud, who was attempting to do something related to a smile.
".....WHAT are 'helium buddies'?" Angeal quirked an eyebrow.
Sephiroth just stood there shaking his head.
"Watch this!" Zack cracked a smile, bringing the helium-filled balloon to his lips, as his choboco-in-crime did the same.
They sucked in a whole bunch of helium.
"How do we sound?" Cloud squeeked.
Zack started laughing squeakily.
"HAHAHAHHAA! You sound RIDICULOUS!" Zack was laughing.
"Listen to yourself!" Cloud was squeeking.
They started to laugh like they had just taken a gallon's worth of laughing gas.
"Shhh!! Shh!" Zack and Cloud huddled together.
"One...Twoo..Three..."
"Christmas, Christmas, time is here! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The two 'munk-ified' (lame joke! XD) SOLDIERS were singing and laughing.
Genesis snorted something related to a sneeze, Sephiroth was just slightly amused, and Angeal was R.O.T.F.L.O., or rolling on the floor, laughing out loud. Cloud suddenly ran into the kitchen and screamed a chipmunky scream. When he came back, there was an octopus, latched to his head. It had wide eyes and a comical mouth. It looked like an octopus from those old cartoons.
"What the hell is an octopus doing on my head?!?!?!" Cloud was squeeking.
"This ain't no picnic for me either!" The octopus huffed.
Angeal started crying and laughing. Genesis rolled off the couch, hitting his head on the coffee table, laughing. Sephiroth just sat emotionless. Cloud was running in circles, squaking like a choboco. The octopus was holding on with all its eight-legged might. Zack was howling with squeaky laughter. Litterally howling.
"HELP MMEEEEE!!!!!!" Said octopus was screaming.
"WHAHAHAHA!" Zack was laughing, an octave deeper.
The helium was wearing off.
"CLOUD! I HAVE A CONFESSION!" Zack squealed.
"SOMETIMES, I WET MY BED!" Cloud squeeked.
"SOMETIMES, I WET YOUR BED TOO!!" Zack cried.
The octopus stopped screaming, looking at said men, and flopped to the floor, dead. The helium wore off as well. Genesis and Angeal stopped laughing and looked at the two boys. Zack and Cloud were now breathless on the floor, until Realisation came and kicked Cloud's ass.
"...You wet my bed?" Was all Cloud could ask.
"..Dude, it was gas talk," Zack said before walking out, the deflated balloon in hand.
That was when Sephiroth's laughter filled the room.
Okay, I'll admit it...this was on crack and crack only. HA. But I seriously got this from a kid's movie. Well funny. Harhar.