Disclaimer: So I don't own Gravitation, the super special awesome Maki Murakami does! So give the props to her, I'm just borrowing her amazing characters for my own amusement and will return them after, plumped, happy, and just a little wrinkled from overlovin'. Nor do I own the song, the Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang or anything related to Haruhi (I actually never watched the series, I just know about it due to the fanbase infiltrating my friends) Finally I want to note is my submission for LJ's awesome community, 30forbidden, the 16th theme: amuse .
Unexpected
Audience
By:
Summoner Hirelena
I'd appreciate your input
As hard as it was to admit to himself, the tall writer was thoroughly amused at the sight that was in front of him. Yuki had come home early from another session with that annoying editor stopped by the store to grab beer and this was the scene that was in front of him.
He could hear the music from his lover's minidisk player that was attached to his swaying hips. It wasn't Nittle Grasper for once, but a foreign band that he heard of when he went back to America a while ago. The music was so loud that Shuichi still didn't realize that Yuki was standing there in the entry way watching the smaller boy thrust his finger in the air and thrust his hips like a Disco Dancer.
'Thank the gods the idiot is facing the other way…' This was too priceless…
The singer jerked his hips
left twice and right starting to sing, "Sweat baby sweat baby sex
is a Texas drought -Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince
would sing about" Yuki's fine golden eyebrow raised up as the
small hands of Shuichi came down hooking his fingers in his black
belt loops.
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll
feel nuts" The artist wriggled his butt as his deep voice outshone
the singer of the song. His audience of one put his hand on his
forehead trying his hardest to look annoyed. He would never be able
to live it down if his lover found out one of his stupid antics
almost made him smile, or even worst laugh! Shuichi than began to
break out the 'Hare Hare Yukai' dance he just saw on television a
couple of nights ago as he finished the first stanza.
Oh, he was going to pay for all this.
"To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time- Do it now" And thus began the pelvic thrust…
Turning…
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
And turning…thrust, thrust…
Do it again now
And turning…thrust, thrust…
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so…"
Shuichi's bright purple eye's grew to the size of saucers as he faced his lover, hips mid-thrust out. "-Let's… do… it… like… they… do?" He slowly tapered off but it was to no avail. Yuki cross his arms over his chest looking angry at his favorite hole.
"Yuki…um" Shuichi took the
little buds out of his ears and tried to give his best puppy eyes.
"Please don't be angry…I didn't know you were going to be
home and uh-" The blonde took off, storming his way into his study
locking the door behind him. A warm feeling of satisfaction and
amusement filled his body as he heard the small heavy feet of his
lover race to the door pounding at it.
"YUKI! IM SORRY!
YUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
'I must be sick getting my kicks out of making him think he made me mad…Oh well…it feels good to have my whole tied around my finger like this…'