This is a FanFic that my friend u/10584447/LivingOnLaughs and I did. I hope you enjoy.
Linus: Hey Peppermint Patty
Patty: Oh…hey Linus
Linus: So, what are you doing?
Patty: Trying to avoid a book report I have to do with Marcie
Linus: So… any other plans?
Patty: Well…nope… Chuck's got the flu and Sally caught it
Linus: Wanna watch a movie later?
Patty: You know it! I love a good movie
Linus: Same here
Patty: In fact, I'd love to see the same movie all day, whatever it is
Linus: Same
Patty: What movie?
Linus: A Baseball documentary… Franklin suggested it…mainly because it talks about the timeline of Baseball and it's highlights
Patty: Cool!
Lucy: HEY! IF I CAN'T GO, IMMA SLUG YOU, LINUS!
Patty: Oh hi, Lucille!
Linus: Can you get a date?
Lucy: Schroeder's busy
Linus: Sorry
Lucy: You blockheads! You treat me like dirt!
PigPen: Hey Lucy, wanna come to the movies?
Lucy: Better to nothing *groans*
Patty: Who's my date then?
Linus: He's holding your hand
Patty: You?
Linus: Why not?
Patty: Oh, no reason
Lucy: OOOOOOOOO
Patty: *blushes*
Snoopy: (weirdest thing ever)
Patty: *screams happily*
Linus: You scream like a girl
Patty: I AM a girl
Lucy: Just teasing you
Patty: *groans*
Lucy: SO CAN I COME OR NOT?
Linus: *points to Snoopy* If you bring SNOOPY!
Patty: Or that pianist boy
Lucy: SCHROEDER!
PigPen: You know Lucy, I'm single
Lucy: Dream on!
Patty: OKAY! SHE'S GOING WITH SNOOPY!
Linus: Why not Schroeder… Oh wait, he's busy playing Beethoven
Patty & Linus: *laughs*
Lucy: Grrrrrrrrrr….
PigPen: Woo hoo! I'm not going with anyone *runs away*
Lucy: I don't need dust on my dress… it's brand new
Linus: You've had that dress since I was a baby…
Lucy: I DIDN'T MEAN THE STYLE!
Linus: *holds Patty's hand*
Patty: *blushes and holds Linus' hand*
Linus: Ignore my big sister…
Patty: I'm trying
Lucy: It's brand new
PigPen: Really?
Lucy: Yeah, really!
Sally: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
Linus: Uh.. I thought you were sick
Sally: No.. my big brother is si- ACHOO!
Patty: As if!
Linus: *facepalm* Nothing, sweetie
Sally: Achoo! You c-c-c Achoo! Called me sweetie!
Linus: Good grief… *whispers to Patty: Should we tell her*
Patty: *shrugs*
Linus: Sally, I'm heading to the movies
Sally: Achoo!
Patty: You seem sick, maybe once you feel better, you two can go see it together
Linus: Yeah
Sally: Achoo! Okay.. *runs off*
Patty: We're still going together, right
Linus: Yeah *kisses Patty*
Patty: *smiles and blushes*
LATER
Marcie: Sir, a word?
Patty: Yes?
Marcie: The book report?
Patty: I forgot
Marcie: How?
Linus: …
Patty: No reason
Marcie: Slacker
Patty: Study bug!
Linus: Good grief
CB: Hey Linus! Hey Patty! Hey Marcie!
Marcie: Hey Charles!
Linus: Don't get us sick, Charlie Brown
CB: I wo-wo-wo-Achoo! I won't
Marcie: Charles… are you trying to infect us with your cold?
CB: Sorry..Achoo!
Patty: *groans* Chuck, if you weren't sick, you'd be able to go to the movies with us…
CB: Oh.
Linus: Don't infect us!
Marcie: *kisses CB's cheek*
CB: *trying to hold back a sneeze*
Linus: *facepalm*
Patty: Marcie? Marcie? *groans* Marcie Carlin?
Marcie: Yeah?
Patty: You're weird
CB: ACHOO!
Marcie: Bless you, Charles
CB: Thanks
Linus: So… going to the movies?
Marcie: If Franklin's up to it
Patty: *giggles*
Linus: Well, I'm taking Patty now, See ya'll there!
Marcie: COMING!
Franklin: We're going
Lucy: I guess I'll take that stupid beagle… That Schroeder is too busy playing his Beethoven – Smeethoven…
Snoopy: SMAK!
Lucy: EW! I GOT DOG LIPS!
LATER
Linus: The movie's starting
Marcie: Sir, is that your boyfriend?
Patty: He's not as wishy washy as Chuck
Marcie: So… Charles is taken?
Franklin: *facepalms* I'm not going to be third wheeling
Marcie: N-not that it matters
Patty: *laughs*
Linus: It's starting gang!
Marcie: Franklin, you know that I hate Baseball
Franklin: It's fine, Marzipan
Patty: *giggles*
Linus: I see you two have been around Peppermint Patty a lot
Marcie: Knock it off, sweet babboo
Linus: ./.
Patty: *laughs*
Linus: That's something Sally would say…You do like Franklin do you?
Marcie: Yeah…
Patty: I knew Franklin suited you better than Chuck
Marcie: And Linus suits you better, Sir
Patty: You're right, Marcie.
Franklin: Shhh! The movie's beginning!
Patty: Amazing!
Linus: *smiles* Yeah, I knew you'd like this Baseball movie
Marcie: *facepalms*
Franklin: *laughs*
Marcie: I personally hate Baseball, Franklin
Linus: *puts arm around Patty*
Marcie: *sighs*
Franklin: It's fine… Beep!
Marcie: *sighs happily*
Linus: All lovey dovey here I see?
Franklin: What'd you say, lovers?
Patty and Linus: AAUGH!
Marcie: …
Patty and Linus: Nothing.
Linus: *holds Patty's hand*
Franklin: Linus, you like Patty
Linus: …
Patty: That's the truth, Franklin
Marcie: *giggles*
Linus: And Marcie likes Franklin
Patty: *laughs*
Franklin: Guys, the movie's actually starting now.
Marcie: Fine…but I won't like it
Patty: *laughs*
Linus: Shhh!
DURING THE MOVIE
Franklin: *holds Marcie's hand*
Patty and Linus: *holds hand*
Patty: *nuzzles closer to Linus*
Marcie: *bored stupid*
Franklin: Beep…
Marcie: *giggles*
Linus: 9_9
Linus: *nuzzles closer to Patty*
Marcie: OOOOOOOO
Patty: *rolls eyes*
Marcie: *snuggles close to Franklin*
Patty: OOOOOOOO! HYPOCRITE!
Franklin: *eye roll*
*few people stare at the kids*
Patty: *goes red* Not that it matters…*goes quiet*
Linus: *eye roll* Here, hold onto my blanket
Patty: It's warm…
Linus: Just like your heart
Patty: *blushes*
Marcie: Awww
Patty: *yawns*
Linus: *watching the movie*
Linus: *whispers to Patty: Do you love me, Patty?*
Patty: *whispers to Linus: Yeah, Poor Sweet Baby
Marcie: DIDN'T YOU SING THAT TO CHUCK, SIR?
Patty: *face goes red*
Movie Spectators: SHHHHH!
Patty: *sighs* Marcie, everywhere we go you embarrass me
Marcie: Sorry, sir
Linus: There, there Patty
Patty: *yawns* Thanks Linus…
Linus: *wipes Patty's tears using blanket*
Linus: Are you crying, Patty?
Patty: I've never been so embarrassed in my life…
Linus: Same… and this time Sally didn't bring it on too
Franklin: *giggles*
Marcie: *nuzzles next to Franklin* These Baseball documentaries are so boring
Franklin: Your opinion… *giggles*
Marcie: What's so funny?
Franklin: You're cute
Marcie: ./.
Linus and Patty: *sniggers*
Marcie: SIR! IS HE GOING TO GET PUT IN THE PENALTY BOX?
Patty: *grinds teeth* MARCIE!
Older kids in theatre: SHHHHH! WE DON'T NEED TWO KIDS RUINING OUR MOVIE!
Patty: *looks down, tear drops onto Linus' blanket*
Linus: Marcie, what have you done?
Marcie:…
Linus: *cuddles Patty*
Patty: *hugs Linus*
Linus: Shh. I'm here…
Patty: *yawns*
Franklin: There's no penalty box in Baseball, Marcie
Marcie: Oh…
Franklin: There's also no crying in the game
Marcie: *yawns* This is boring
Patty: *puts head on Linus' shoulder*'
Linus: Patty?
Patty: *yawns* Yeah..?
Linus: Should we date?
Marcie: !
Patty: Won't Sally be jealous? *yawn* Why would you like someone will a big nose and mousy hair?
Linus: Beauty is the eye of the beholder, Patricia.
Patty: *yawns* If you say so
Marcie: Sir?
Patty: I'm not tired, Linus *giggles*
Linus: It's fine *smiles*
Patty: What
Marcie: But won't Charles be jealous?
Patty: *yawns* I'm sure he has that Little Red Haired Girl to *yawn* flirt with
Linus: That's rather true.
Patty: What about Sally?
Marcie: I know a boy that might like her
Patty: *yawns* Who?
Marcie: Charles told me about this boy named Harold Angel who seems to like her… either him or a boy named Larry who she once mentioned.
Linus: True too.
Franklin: Yeah
Patty: *yawns*
Linus: *places blanket on Patty's head*
Patty: *wakes up* AHHH! I CAN'T SEE!
Linus: *sniggers*
Marcie: *yawns*
Franklin: Bored?
Marcie: I. Hate. Baseball.
Patty: *nods off again*
Linus: *places his blanket on Patty again*
Marcie: Awww
Franklin: Adorable
MOVIE FINISHES/CREDITS BEGIN
Patty: That was good!
Marcie: BORING!
Woman: Watch your mouth, young lady!
Marcie: *sigh*
Franklin: I know, but the Jackie Robinson part was epic!
Marcie: Really?
Patty: *yawns* Man, am I exhausted
Linus: *turns to Franklin* She fell asleep until the end
Franklin: I noticed
Marcie: *yawns*
CREDITS END
Patty: Let's go, Linus.
Linus: *smiles* Okay!
Patty: *has the blanket wrapped around her*
Franklin: Tell ya what, maybe we can read an encyclopedia together?
Marcie: It's a date!
Linus: We'll join you!
Patty: Yes, of course
Patty: *hugs Linus*
Marcie: *yawns*
Linus: Tired? How about you two go to the library and we'll go to the Baseball museum
Franklin and Marcie: Okay
Patty: Fine… keep an eye on her, Franklin.
Franklin: Will do!
LATER
Franklin: What do you think, Marcie
Marcie: *yawns* I'm exhausted, Franklin…
Linus: Hey Franklin! My man!
Franklin: LINUS! PATRICIA!
Marcie: SIR!
Patty: *hugs Marcie* *mutters* Don' . .
Marcie: *falls asleep on Patty's shoulder*
Patty: She's all yours, Franklin
Franklin: She sure is
Patty: How far in that encyclopaedia have you two gotten into?
Franklin: Page 300
Patty: 9_9 You two should sleep a little
Franklin and Marcie: Okay!
Marcie and Franklin: *sleeping on the floor, in each other's arms*
Linus and Patty: Awwww…
Patty: *giggles* So cute, Linus
Linus: *finds comic book* Here, Patty
Patty: *grabs comic book* *snickers* That's a classic one *giggles louder* Another great one *Bursts into laughter* BEST JOKE EVER AHAHAHAHA
Linus: Shh!
Patty: Heh- Whoops! Sorry
Linus: *hugs*
Patty: C'mere you sly dog *hugs him tightly*
Patty: I wonder how many pages are in that encyclopaedia-
Linus: I'll ask
Patty: Are you crazy?
Linus: Not really… Hey Marcie how many pages?
Marcie: 1000
Linus: Thanks Marcie
Marcie: *yawns* No problem
Patty: *giggles*
Linus: *Hugs Patty*
Marcie: Now that you two woke me…I should probably finish the encyclopaedia
Linus: *laughs* Good grief…
Patty: *smiles*
Linus: How could you NOT get bored by reading a book like that?
Marcie: I'm gifted!
Franklin: *Laughs* She's actually-
Marcie: Not one word
Franklin: Interested
Patty: We noticed
Linus: How? It's boring
Marcie: A dog is as smart as a two year old… hahahaha…
Linus: We have to tell THAT fact to Charlie Brown AHAHAHAHAHA!
Patty: Seirously? *laughs*
Marcie and Franklin: Well, we'll see you two around… Bye!
Linus and Patty: Bye!
A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER…
CB: So, how was the movie?CB
Linus, Patty and Franklin: Really good!
CB: Notice anything new with me?
Marcie: New haircut?
CB: Nope…
Patty: Uh.. New t-shirt, Chuck?
Linus: Wait! I know! You're over with your cold, Charlie Brown *Linus smiles*
CB: So, can I come see that Baseball movie with you four?
Marcie: Sure…it's boring though…
Patty: Come on, Chuck
Linus: Patty, what's with the pillow?
Patty: I'm always tired…
Linus: Is that so?
Patty: Yeah…
Linus: Use my shoulder as a pillow *grins*
CB: 0_0
Patty: *blushes* Okay, Linus!
CB: WAIT… WHAT'S THIS?
Marcie: They're in love
Franklin: *looking at Patty* Although, some girl won't admit it though
CB: Patty, I thought you liked me
Patty: Of course I do, Chuck…
Linus: It's the kiss I gave her, I know it
Patty: True
CB: *kisses Patty on the nose* Beep
Marcie: Hmmmmm… Interesting…
Franklin: Uh oh.
Linus: ?
Marcie: Sir, your nose is 2 cm larger than the average female nose. That being equal to sa7.1 cm
Patty: Shut up, Marcie…
CB: 9_9
Linus: Okay, now that was kinda funny *bursts out laughing*
Patty: OH DON'T YOU START, LINUS VAN PELT!
CB: Did you like my kiss?
Patty: *blushes*
Marcie: She did
Franklin: You're bringing an encyclopaedia to a theatre?
Marcie: The movie was boring…
AT THE THEATRE
Franklin: My grandpa says "Small things abuse small minds", I just don't think you enjoy the movies
Marcie: Sport documentaries at the least.
Linus: I noticed.
Patty: And my grandpa says "If you read too many books, your head will fall off!"
Marcie: *chucks encyclopaedia behind her, hitting Lucy*
BONK!
Lucy: OW!
Marcie: DIDN'T NOTICE YOU, LUCY!
Lucy: THAT WAS MY PRETTY FACE!
Linus: She's sorry!
Marcie: Yeah…
Lucy: If I need plastic surgery-
Patty: Okay you guys, stop fighting!
Lucy: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, PATRICIA REICHARDT!
Patty: Maybe Marcie is good at Baseball after all!
Marcie: Sir…!
Lucy: *growls* If you didn't wear glasses, I would've slugged you!
Marcie: Sorry
Lucy: *groans* If I need plastic surgery to replace my face-
Patty: Blah, blah, blah, Lucille
Lucy: Hmph!
THE MOVIE STARTS
Marcie: Boring…
Patty: *fast asleep already on Linus' shoulder, clutching onto pillow*
CB: 9_9
Patty: *Puts legs on Linus' lap*
Linus: o_o
CB: Adorable
Franklin: Sure is
Linus: *nudges Patty a little*
Patty: *yawns* Did the movie begin yet?
Marcie: Yeah, sir.
Franklin: *Pats Marcie's head*
Patty: Don't call me sir!
Marcie: Yes sir!
Patty: Aughhh…
CB: Who wants popcorn?
Patty and Linus: ME!
Franklin: Count us in, Charlie Brown
Marcie: Fine…
CB: Be right back, guys
Patty: Okie dookie
Marcie: *nuzzles closer to Franklin*
Franklin: *blushes*
Patty: Have you two finished that encyclopaedia yet?
CB: There you go guys, your popcorn!
Patty, Linus, Marcie and Franklin: Thanks!
Franklin: Yeah, we finished it! It was amazing!
Marcie: We might read a longer version next time
Linus: 9_9
Patty: How many pages? 2000?
Marcie: Maybe.. pass the popcorn, Sir
Patty: Down the field?
Franklin: *facepalms* HAND the popcorn, Patty
Patty: Oh, here you two go
Marcie: Thanks
Franklin: *giggles*
CB: Good grief, save some for me, you four
Patty: We will, Chuck
Franklin: Yeah, Charlie Brown
Patty: Mm mm! Good popcorn… Want some, Chuck?
CB: Yes
Patty: Sure, you sly dog
CB: One piece left? Seriously, you four?
Linus: *facepalms* Actually, Charlie Brown, we did save you some popcorn
CB: One piece isn't some… *groans* I'll go get more
Linus: AHAHAHAHA! THAT MASCOT!
CB: Okay I'm back… with supreme size
Marcie: What is going on in this movie
Patty: This one is about women in Baseball, Marcie!
Marcie: WHAT ABOUT WOMEN HATING BASEBALL?
People in audience: SHH!
Marcie: Sorry…
CB: Good grief…
Franklin: 9_9
Linus: *facepalms*
Patty: Just distract yourself
Marcie: How?
Patty: I honestly have no idea…
Franklin: Beep
Marcie: Franklin…
Linus: Pass the popcorn
Franklin: Here, Linus
Linus: Thanks
Marcie: *snores*
Patty: *whispers to Linus: I swear I never heard her snore before…*
Linus: We're gonna get kicked out
Patty: *covers her ears with her hands* How ya' holdin out, Chuck?
CB: *watching the movie, oblivious*
Franklin: *covers his ears*
Patty: Ahem.. Chuck Brown?
CB: *still distracted*
Linus: Charlie Brown?
CB: Linus, I'm trying to watch the movie
Patty: Enjoy what you can before we're kicked out *points to a snoring on her second right, past Charlie Brown*
CB: Kicked out? Popcorn?
Patty: Sure, Chuck… Hey! It's empty
CB: Kicked out? Popcorn?
Linus: Some of us were gonna eat that
CB: Like who?
Franklin: *facepalm* Oh good grief…
Linus: *sighs* Like me, Franklin and Patricia…duh
CB: Sorry… It's really good
Patty: *snatches the popcorn bin* Chuck, you never understand anything we ask you for
Linus: Wait… why is the theatre empty?
Franklin: I don't know
MOVIE FINISHES
CB: Hey kid
Kid: Hi
CB: Were you watching the movie?
Kid: Yeah… It got loud, though
CB: Loud? In a movie theatre?
Patty: Well Chuck?
CB: A kid told me he couldn't hear the movie
Linus: 9_9 I wonder why
Patty: *pats Linus' back* Same here, Linus
CB: Me three… At least the theatre is to ourselves
Franklin: 9_9
CB: Hey kid, what would you do if we got rid of the problem?
Kid: I'd see the movie…so would my friends and I; but we can't find it
CB: How do we find out why and what the noise is and how do we stop it?
Patty: *covering her ears* WHAT?!
Linus: Aughhhhh!
CB: *sighs* Follow me, maybe it's coming from outside
Linus: Finally… peace and quiet
Patty: *sighs in relief*
CB: Wait a minute! 1, 2, 3, 4…Franklin, your date?
Franklin: ?
Patty: Don't ask, Chuck
CB: I'm asking
Linus: We're serious… you don't want to know
CB: There were five of us, now there's four
Franklin: Yeah
CB: *facepalms*
Linus: We're going inside now to look for-
Marcie: *wakes up* What?!
Kid: IT WAS YOU!
CB: Kid, what do you mean?
Linus and Patty: Trying to make a straight face
Marcie: Charles, is the movie over yet?
Kid: You're a girl
Linus: *points to Patty* this one also snores loudly
Marcie: ?
Patty: Linus…!
Linus: These two girls snore, kid
Kid: Oh. *points to Marcie* that one is loud.
CB: *sniggers*
Patty: AHAHAHAHA!
Marcie: Linus, I don't snore
Kid: *facepalms*
CB: The girl in glasses was snoring
Kid: 9_9
Patty: Told you, Linus
CB: I actually thought we were in an earthquake. HAHAHAHAHA!
Marcie: Charles, you're not funny
Patty: *groans*
Kid: Boy are you loud!
Marcie: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Kid: The truth
Linus and Patty: AHAHAHAHHAHA!
CB: *giggles*
Marcie: Charles, I don't snore
CB: Not arguing here
Patty: You snore loud, Marcie
Marcie: Do not!
Linus: Franklin, a word?
Franklin: Yeah?
Linus: I agree with Patricia
Franklin: So?
Linus: Do you need a little advice on the house?
Franklin: Sure
Linus: Next time, bring earmuffs to the theatre
Franklin: Then how do we HEAR the MOVIE?!
CB: 9_9
Patty: Loud!
Marcie: Am not
Patty: Yes you are! You snore
Marcie: Do not!
CB: *facepalms* Good grief
Linus and Franklin: *giggles*
LATER
Franklin: Boring
Marcie: Yeah
CB: *groans*
Patty: *snores loudly*
Marcie: *points to her left, now that's someone who snores*
Linus: *hiding in this blanket of humiliation*
Franklin: *sniggers*
Patty: I HEARD THAT!
Marcie: You sure did, Sir
Patty: STOP CALLING ME SIR!
Linus and Franklin: Good grief…
Marcie: Franklin, I need advice
Franklin: Sure
Marcie: I'm about to nod off, how do I "keep from snoring"?
Franklin: *hugs Marcie*
CB: *yawns* Good grief, you two
Linus: Ooooo
CB: Good grief…
THE END!
I really hope that you enjoyed this FanFic. I'm also sorry that I haven't been active recently. I've been busy with DeviantArt and promise to be more active on here. Also thanks to LivingOnLaughs for providing half of the dialogue here.