A/N: This is intended for the entertainment purposes of those who do not like WIll Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean.
I do not own Will Turner. Or POTC.
If you like WIll Turner, then please ask yourself: "why am I about to read this?" and please push the 'back' button. It's better for your health if you don't read this.
BUT, if you don't like Will Turner, then by all means... read on!!!
50 ways to annoy Will Turner
1. Cover his face in seaweed while he's asleep.
2. Ask him what a eunuch is.
3. Sell Bootstrap Bill on E-Bay.
4. Get a group of fellow Anti-Will Turner friends together.
5. Tell them to all bring loaded pistols and various sharp/pointy things.
6. Surround Will.
7. Make him dance for your amusement by shooting his feet.
8. When your pistols run out, poke him with your sharp or pointy things.
9. Tell him Davy Jones is out to get him.
10. Tie him to a chair.
11. Make him watch the scene from POTC 2 when Elizabeth kisses Jack.
12. Make him watch it repeatedly.
13. Glue his boots to the floor.
14. Tell him Jack could beat him in sword fighting any day.
15. Tell him Jack could beat him with his eyes closed and an arm tied behind his back.
16. Tell him you could beat him in sword fighting.
17. When he says you have no sword fighting skills, look extremely offended and shout, "YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!"
18. Start calling him Will Turnip.
19. Put a squid on his head.
20. Make sure everyone can see him.
21. Shout real loud: "YOU'RE GROWING TENTACLES!" and run away really fast.
22. Tell him he sucks at playing Liar's Dice.
23. Put makeup on his face when he's asleep.
24. Make him look like a drag queen.
25. When he wakes up, announce to everyone: " There's a killer clown coming to get us ALL!!"
26. Tell him he's fat.
27. Throw him overboard.
28. Sell him on E-Bay.
29. Randomly throw a pie in his face.
30. When he asks what that was for, reply: "Oops, sorry. I thought you were a clown".
31. Call him a fruit loop.
32. Tell him Jack has WAY more fangirls than he does.
33. Tell him he looks like a cheeseburger.
34. Pinch him constantly.
35. Always sneeze when he comes near you.
36. Tell him you think you're allergic to him.
37. Spray paint his hair bright pink while he sleeps.
38. Spray paint his facial hair, too.
39. Don't forget the eyebrows.
40. Put a Whoopee Cushion on his chair right before he sits down.
41. Tell him he smells like rotten fish.
42. Tell him he looked gay wearing stockings in POTC 1.
43. Put his hair up in really high pigtails.
44. Tie a large pink bow around his neck.
45. Make him wear a pair of suspenders with a really ugly pattern.
46. Tell him he looks great in them.
47. Make him wear an ugly sweater-vest.
48. Take pictures of him in the sweater-vest and post them all over the Internet.
49. Laugh really loud every time he says something.
50. Light his hair on fire.
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