The one with Tara's new room mate
Plot- This is going to be a Doctor who and Friends cross over where the orginal six main characters from friends will be replaced by five characters from Doctor who plus my own character Tara who will be playing the Doctors fictional younger sister.
Characters
Tenth Doctor as Ross
Tara as Monica (I know the Doctor doesn't have a sister but in this story he does because he is Ross and he had a sister in the orginal)
Rose Tyler as Rachel
Amy Pond as Phoebe
The Master (John simm) as Chandler
Captain Jack harkness as Joey
Please note that this is a spoof and is not to be taken seriously.
Main story
It was a rainy afternoon in New york and Amy Pond, the Doctor's younger sister Tara, the Master and Captain Jack where all sat in a coffee shop where Tara was telling them about a a date she was going on that very evening and Jack asked her if there was something wrong with this new date of hers.
"Look" she said with a sigh "There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!."
"Come on" Jack replied " you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!." Tara gave Jack a look of discust and felt like she wanted to punch him in the face but decided agaisnt it as her parents had taught her not to hit people if they annoyed her as it was very lady like.
"Ok Jack, be nice" the Master told Jack before focusing his attention on Tara "So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?." Tara gave the Master a look just before Amy decided to speak up.
"Wiat, does he eat chalk?" she asked randomly. The others stared at her and she looked sheepishly at them all before saying " Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Rory."
"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex" Tara told them.
"Sounds like a date to me" the Master pointed out before telling the others about a dream he had the night before "Alright, so I'm back in the academy, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked." Every one else nodded in agreement and pointed out that they had that same dream also.
"Then I look down" he continues "and I realize there's a phone... there."
"Instead of?" Jack asks.
"That's right" the Master replied.
"Never had that dream" Jack pointed out.
"No" Amy replied shaking her head with her long red hair flowing about.
"All of a sudden the phone starts ringing" the Master continues " Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."
"And they wern't looking at you before?" Tara asks. The Master shook his head before continuing with the story.
"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!" he continues as the other three take it all in. A little while later, the Doctor had joined the others coffee shop, dripping wet, holding an umbrella and looking pretty mortified.
"Hi" he said.
"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself" Jack pointed out. Tara got up from her seat and put an arm round her older brother's shoulder.
"Are you ok sweetie?" she asked with a concerned voice and the Doctor shook his head.
"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..." he said in a low voice.
"Romana moved her stuff out today" Tara said to the others before focusing her attention back on her brother " let me get you some coffee."
"Thanks" the Doctor said as he sat down right before Amy started plucking at the air around him and the Doctor gave her an annoyed look " No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?."
"Fine, be murky" Amy replied before sitting back down again just as Tara came back with a cup of coffee and gave it to the Doctor who noticed that every one else was looking at him.
"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy" he said, trying to make out that he wasn't bothered but Tara wasn't very convinced.
"No you don't" she pointed out as she sat down next to him.
"No I don't" the Doctpr replied "to hell with her, she left me!."
"And you never knew she was a lesbian" Jack said as the Doctor gave him an annoyed look which caused jack to sink further down his seat with a look of embarrasment.
"No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know, she never even showed any signs when I used to travel with her back in the old days" he pointed out "until she regenerated last week after falling down the stairs and got a lesbian personality."
"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian" the Master pointed out, causing every one celse to stare at him and he felt himself turning a slight shade of red "did I say that out loud?"
"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well" the Doctor told Tara as Amy began painting her nails whilst humming to herself.
"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing a three in the morning I'll never have grandchildren was what a wrong number?" Tara asked.
"Sorry" the Doctor said like a five year old child who had just been told off and blushing a slight shade of scarlet. Jack got up from his seat, sat next to the Doctor and put an arm round his shoulders.
"Alright Doctor look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?" Jack asked and the Doctor shook his head.
"Strip joint" Jack pointed out with a huge grin as the Doctor gave him a look "come on, you're single, have some hormones." But the Doctor told Jack that he didn't want to be single, he wanted to be married again and it was at that presise moment when Rose Tyler entered the coffee shop, wearing a wedding dress and dripping wet from the rain outside.
" And I just want a million pounds" the Master said, extending his hand hopefully and Tara who seemed to know Rose, got up and walked over to her.
"Oh god Tara hi" Rose said "Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
"Can I get you some coffee?" the waitress askes Rose as Tara took her over to where the others were sitting and sat her down.
"Just a decaffe" Tara told the waitress before introducing Rose to the other three and pointed out that she was an old friend of the Doctor's.
"You remember my brother don't you?" Tara asked as the Doctor got up and walked over to Rose where he then wnet to hug her but his umbrella opened and prevented him from doing so he sat back down again, defeated.
" So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?" Tara asked curiously as the others all leaned in to listen to what Rose had to say.
"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat" she began "when I realized all of a sudden that I was more in love with this gravy boat than I was with Mickey and I that was when I realized that Mickey looks like mr. Potatoe head you know, I mean, I always knew they looked familiar , but anyway, I knew I had to get out of there and I started wondering why am I doing this and who am I doing this for, so anyway Tara I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."
"Who wasn't invited to the wedding" Tara said matter o factly as a look of guilt etched across Rose's face and pointed out that she was hoping that it wasn't going to be an issue. Sometimel ater, the whole gang where at Tara's apartment, Rose was in the kitchen talking on the phone whilst the other five where in the front room watching a spanish movie and imitading the characters in the movie.
"Tuna or egg salad, decide" the Master said, imitating whatever character was speaking in the movie.
"I'll have whatever christine is having" the Doctor said in a deep voice as Rose spoke toh er dad down the phone in the kitchen.
"Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!" she spoke down the phone. Later, the scene in the movie had changed to two women on the staircase and one woman was holding her hair.
"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off" Amy imitaded.
"Oh, she should not be wearing those pants" the Master said, pointing to the tv.
"I say push her down the stairs" Jack said. Soon, the master, Jack, the Doctor and Amy where all chanting "push her down the stairs, push her down the stairs" before the woman was pushed down the stairs and the four of them cheered as Rose continued to speak to her dad on the phone.
"Come on Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!" she said almost yelling as the others continued to watch the spanish movie.
"You can see where he's have trouble" the Doctor pointed out as Rose continued to speak on the phone.
"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Tara" she spoke out loud as Tara looked over.
"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Tara" Tara pointed out whilst Rose continued speaking to her dad in the kitchen.
"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait, I said maybe!" Rose screamed before sighing and putting dwont he phone, indicating that her dad had just hung up on her before some time passed and she was now sat in the front room breathing into a paper bag with Tara and Amy sat with her.
"Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things" Tara advised her as Amy suddenly burst into song.
"Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few..." she sang before Rose put the bag down and told her she was feeling better now as Jack and the Master entered the room.
"Look, this is probably for the best you know" Tara told her "you know independence, taking control of your life, the whole hat thing."
"And hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Jack " Jack said as he put an arm round her shoulder " me and the Master live right across the hall and he's away alot."
"Jack" tara said in an annoyed voice "stop hitting on her, it's her wedding day."
"What, like there's a rule or something" Jack replied just as the door buzzer went and the Master rushed over to answer it.
"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound" he said.
"It's uh, paul" came the voice over the intercom.
"Oh god, it's six thirty" Tara said looking at her watch "buzz him in." The Master did so and Jack asked Tara who this Paul person was.
"Paul, the wine guy paul?" the Doctor asked his younger sister.
"Maybe" Tara replied before Jack asked her if her not real date was with paul the wine guy and she nodded in response. Jack grinned and headed into the kitchen to look through the fridge.
"He finally asked you out?" the Doctor asked.
"Yes" Tara replied with a nod and the Doctor gave her a thumbs up and small smile.
"Oh, this is a dear diary moment" the Master said as he walked into the front room with his hands in his pockets and Rose, who seemed disappointed got up to leave but Tara rushed over to stop her.
"Rose, wait, I can cancel" she told her but Rose insisted she should go on her date and that she'll be fine before going to sit back down again. Tara then went over to the Doctor and asked him if he wanted her to stay.
"That would be good" he replied in a choked voice.
"Really?" his younger sister asked in a horrifed voice but the Doctor returned to his normal voice and told her she should go because it was paul the wine guy.
"What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? " Amy asked and the Master shrugged just as there was a knock at the door and Paul walked in. He was good looking dark skinned man and when Tara introduced him to everyone else, they all started yelling "hey it's paul, paul the wine guy."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?" the Master asked, walking up to him with a smirk.
"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just-I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..." Tara said
"A wandering?" the Doctor asked.
"Change" Tara replied before she showed paul in and told him she'll be two seconds as Amy suddenly pulled out four eye lashes and pointed out that it couldn't be good.
"Hey Paul" Jack said as he sat down on the sofa next to paul and he asked Jack what he wanted.
" Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red" Jack advised.
"Shut up Jack" Tara yelled from the bedroom. In the kitchen, Rose was in the kitchen looking through a magazine and the Doctor walked over to her, wanting to know what her plans were for tonight.
" Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!" she replied as the Doctor gave her a look of pity which indicated that he felt sorry for her.
"Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Jack and the Master are coming over to help me put together my new furniture" he told her.
"Yes, and we're very excited about it" the Master said in a dead pan voice from the living room.
"Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kind of a long day" Rose said before heading back into the front room.
"Ok sure" the Doctor replied as he sat down on one of the chairs in the kitchen and Jack asked Amy if she wanted to help.
" Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to" she replied. Later that night, Amy was in the subway with a guitar and she was singing with people putting money in her guitar case as they walked by.
"Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la-La-la-la-la...ohhh!" she sang. Over in the Doctor's apartment, he, the Master and Jack were putting furniture together. Jack and the Master were putting a bookcase together and the Doctor was squatting down, reading some instructions to what ever he was putting together.
" I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs" he pointed out just as the other two had finished putting the bookcase together.
"I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here" Jack said, gesturing to the bookcase.
"It's a beautiful thing" the Master pointed out as Jack picked up a piece which had been left over and asked what it was.
"I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket" the Master replied, looking at it.
"Which goes where?" Jack asked. The Master said he had no idea so Jack checked to see if the Doctor was looking before tossing it in a nearby plant pot.
"Done with the bookcase" Jack said as the Doctor walked back into room, holding a can of beer.
"This was Romana's favourite beer, she always drank it out of the can, I should have known" he said morbidly.
" Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here" Jack told him as the Doctor put the can down on the table.
"Yes, please don't spoil all this fun" the Master said from the other side of the room as Jack walked over to the Doctor and put an arm round his shoulders.
"Doctor,let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the Cd Player, the good TV- what did you get?" he asked.
"You guys" the Doctor replied in a less morbid tone of voice.
"Oh god" the Master replied with an eye roll. Meanwhile, Tara and Paul were at a restaurant, having a conversation and Tara was laughing at what just Paul had just been telling her.
" I know, I know, I'm such an idiot" he pointed out as Tara finally managed to control her giggling "I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?."
"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?" Tara asked.
"Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-" Paul pointed out.
"Her leg?" Tara asked. Paul laughed and shook his head before telling her that it was the watch he went for andn ot her leg.
"You actually broke her watch?" Tara asked as Paul nodded again "Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."
"Oh, steer clear of you" Paul joked as both of them started giggling again and not noticing that they were getting many strange looks from the other people in the restaurant. over at Tara'a apartment, Rose was talking on the phone to Mickey whilst pacing up and down in the kitchen.
"Mickey, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-" the phone suddenly went dead on her so she had the dial the number again before she continued speaking to Mickey "Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Mickey Smith, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... " the machine cut her off again and Rose redialed the number again. Back in the Doctor's apartment, Jack and the Master were working on some more furniture whilst the Doctor was pacing up and down.
"I'm divorced! I'm Nine hundred and six and I'm divorced " he pointed out.
"Look Doctor, you got to understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for millions of years. Millions of years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point" the Master told him.
"You know what the scariest part is?" the Doctor asked "What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."
"What are you talking about? 'One woman'? " Jack said as he walked towards the Doctor "That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Doctor. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!."
" I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny" the Doctor replied as he blushed slightly.
" Stay out of my freezer!" the Master told him, pointing the finger with a serious expression on his face. Back at the restaurant, Tara and Paul where still having a conversation and they were now eating.
"Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh..." Paul said before Tara interupted him and asked if he wanted to spell it out with noodles but he told her that it was more of a fifth date kind of revelation.
" Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?" she asked as Paul gave her a look of confusion.
"Isn't there?" he asked as Tara nodded before asking him what he was going to say before before taking a sip of her wine as paul continued with what he was goign to tell her "Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform sexually." Suddenly, Tara spat her drink all over his shirt in shock at what he had just said and felt a flush of embarresment.
" God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..." she said feeling herself turning a shade of scarlet but Paul inisisted that it was ok.
"I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now" she pointed out before asking how long ago his wife left him.
"Two years" he replied. Tara giggled and said that she was glad that he had smashed her watch before paul asked her if she still wanted that fifth date.
"Yeah. Yeah, I do" she replied. Meanwhile at Tara's apartment, Rose was curled up on the sofa, watching a couple getting married on the tv.
"e are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony" the priest on the tv said.
"Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! that's the difference" Rose sobbed and as she continued to watch the tv, the Doctor, the Master and Jack were sitting around in the Doctor's apartment, talking.
"Grab a spoon" the Doctor said scornfully " Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"
"Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea-Angela-Andrea... Oh man," Jack said before getting confused.
"Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats" the Master said.
"Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here" Jack said before heading out as the Doctor continued to ramble on about dating and relationships.
"You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask?" he said as he walked over to the window and looked out of it whilst Rose was doing the same thing over in Tara's apartment. The next morning, Rose was making coffee for the Master and Jack in Tara's apartment.
"Isn't this amazing?" she asked " I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."
"Congratulations" Jack told her as a huge smile spread across her face and she also felt proud of herself.
"You know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do" she pointed out as she continued to feel proud of herself.
" Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something" Jack told her before he and the Master tasted the coffee she made them, grimaced and then poured it into a plant pot before Jack told Rose that he really wasn't that hungry just as Tara walked in, seeing Jack and the Master sitting in her kitchen.
"Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here" she muttered to herself as Paul arrived shortly after she did.
"Morning" he greeted the other three who were still sat around the kitchen table before the Master stood up and walked over to him.
"Hi, Paul is it?" he asked before Tara pulled Paul away from them, walking to the door and speaking in a low voice so that the others couldn't here but they moved the table closer to the door so that they could.
"Thank you! Thank you so much" they heard Paul say as Tara told him to stop in a rather embarresed tone of voice but he continued speaking " No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness."
"We'll talk later" she told him beofre he gave her a small peck on the cheek and then left. Tara went back into her apartment to find that the other three had moved her table.
" That wasn't a real date?" Jack asked as Tara folded her arms and raised an eyebrow "What the hell do you do on a real date?."
"Shut up, and put my table back" she commanded. They did so and the Master got up out of his seat.
"All right, kids, I got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..." he informed them.
" So, like, you guys all have jobs?" Rose asked as they all nodded and Tara told her that they all had jobs and that was how they buy stuff.
"Yeah, I'm an actor" Jack told her.
"Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?" Rose asked curiously and looking pretty interested in what Jack had just told her.
"I doubt it" he replied "Mostly regional work."
"Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park" Tara pointed out as the Master tried his best not to giggle.
"Look, it was a job all right?" Jack said in a rather annoyed tone of voice.
"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy" the Master pointed out and Jack gave him a look of annoyance.
"I will no take this abuse" he pointed out before opening the door, ready to leave.
"You're right, I'm sorry" the Master said before singing and dancing out the door "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
"You should both know that he's a dead man" Jack told the two girls before chasing after the Master down the hall.
"So how you doing today?" Tara asked Rose as hse sat down on the table with her " Did you sleep okay? Talk to Mickey? I can't stop smiling." Rose also noticed that Tara couldn't stop smiling and pointed out that it looked like she had slept with a hanger in her mouth.
"I know, he was just so different to any other man that I ever dated" she pointed out.
"Want a wedding dress?" Rose asked "hardly used."
"I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here" Tara said "Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."
" Oh, look, wish me luck!" Rose told her as she got up out of her seat.
"What for?" Tara asked as she picked up her handbag.
"I'm gonna go get one of those job things" Rose told her. Tara gave her a smile before heading out the apartment. later that day, the whole gang except for Rose where at the coffee shop and Tara was pointing out that she now hated men after what she heard what her co worker said about Paul being a total arsehole and was only pretending to be nice.
"Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe" Amy told her.
"Is it me?" Tara asked "Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"
"All right, come here, give me your feet" Amy said as she began to massage Tara's feet whilst she continued to tell the others about what a jerk Paul was.
"I just thought he was nice you know" she pointed out just as Rose entered carrying a load of shopping bags.
"Guess what?" she said in a really happy tone of voice as she sat down with the group.
" You got a job?" the Doctor asked but Rose laughed and said that she had been laughed out of twelve interviews during the day.
" And yet you're surprisingly upbeat" the Master pointed out.
"You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off" Rose replied as she got them out to show "they're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"
"How did you pay for them?" Tara asked suspiciously.
"Uh, credit card" Rose replied in a sheepish voice and blushing in embarresment.
"And who pays for that?" Tara asked.
"Um, my dad" Rose replied, feeling more sheepish than before and before shek new it, she was back at Tara's apartment sat at the table with all her credit cards spread all over the table with everyone else sat around her.
"Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?" she asked "I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want."
" Come on, you can't live off your parents your whole life" Tara told her in a firm but reassuring voice.
"I know, that is why I was getting married" Rose replied. Tara nodded and asked Rose if she was ready to cut up all her credit cards.
"No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rose! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!" she said but Tara said she could do it and she knew it but Rose still disagreed.
"Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!" the Doctor told her as Jack and the Master slowly tried to hide the plant pot where they had poured their coffee into earleir that morning as the Doctor began to chant "cut cut cut cut" and it wasn't long before the others were joining in until Rose eventually cut one of them up and they all cheered.
"You know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture" she told them.
"Rose, that was a library card" Tara told her before they all started chanting "cut cut cut" again and this time, Rose began cutting them all up.
"You know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream" the Master said as she finished cutting them all up.
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it" Tara told Rose as she gave her a pat on the back. Later that evening, Rose and the Doctor where watching a movie on the tv which was just ending just as Tara walked in and asked her brother if he was going to sleep on her sofa for the night.
"No, I've got to go home sometime" the Doctor replied as Rose picked up a watch of the floor and showed it to Tara who told her that it was Paul's watch.
"Put it back where you found it" she told her with a grin. Rose did so and Tara began stamping on it before saying goodnight to the Doctor and Rose and then going to bed.
"So what are you going to do now?" Rose asked as the Doctor picked up his coat from the back of the sofa and put it on.
"I'm just going to head back to my apartment" he replied.
"Well I guess i'll see you tomorrow then" Rose replied before giving him a small peck on the cheek. This caused the Doctor to grin in a rather goofy way and this was noticed by Tara when she came out of her room.
"What is the matter with you?" she asked as he continued grinning.
"I just grabbed a spoon" the Doctor replied before he left the apartment with his goofy grin. Tara and Rose both exchanged looks of confusion.
The next day, the whole gang where back at the coffee shop and Tara had said something about Jack's butt.
" I can't believe what I'm hearing here" Jack said as Amy sang the sentence he had just said whilst playing her guitar.
" What? I-I said you had a-" Tara replied as Amy yet again sang what Monica was saying like she did with Jack and he told her to stop.
"Oh was I doing it again?" she asked as she put her guitar to one side "I'll stop now."
" I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt" she told Jack as Amy began playing with her hair.
" Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit you" Jack pointed out as Rose came over holding a pot of coffee.
" Would anybody like more coffee?" she asked.
"Did you make it, or are you just serving it?" the Master asked her. Rose pointed out that she was just serving it so they all agreed to have a cup of coffee.
"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas" the Master said after Rose had finished serving them coffee and she was about to sit down but another customer was demanding more coffee.
"Ugh" she replied before stopping another customer who was passing by and handing him the pot of coffee " Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there, thankyou." The customer gave Rose a strange look but did what she asked and she sat back down in her seat.
"Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli" the Master told them.
End of episode one.