The song is not mine, nor is Wicked, or Fiyero, or Avaric...but nobody wants Avaric...
A/N: I was listening to this and i laughed so hard because it was something i could totally see Fi-Fi and Avaric doing! :)
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Lee I got the claw, yo
Fiyero and Avaric strutted around Shiz, Fiyero in his tight white pants and Avaric in tight leopard print pants. As they walked, girls whipped their heads around to look at them as they passed.
Girl look at that body
I work out
Avaric walked up to a girl, who was blushing furiously at the attention, and said:
"Girl, look at that body" He gestured to himself, lifting up his shirt to reveal a six pack, "I work out" he winked at her and left. He repeated this process to two other girls before him and Fiyero left to find a bar.
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
They walking into a bar and as soon as they passed through the door way all the women in the room turned at stared at them. The boys, unperturbed by this, continued into the bar and asked the DJ to play something upbeat. They then proceeded to show off their…unique…dance moves without any hesitation.
I'm sexy and I know it
"Fiyero!" a red headed girl ran up to him, "You're so sexy!" She then ran her hands through his hair and ran away giggling about how she 'touched the most angelic hair in Oz'
"And I know it Fiyero smiled
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
The two left and headed to the mall but were forced to leave when a crazy rampage of fan girls swarmed around them and Fiyero almost lost his white pants.
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks
Fiyero then decided that they should go to the beach. They both pulled off their tight pants to reveal animal print speedos; they laid down on their backs.
"Getting a little pasty down on my cheeks" Avaric said, justifying their odd positions
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service
"C'mon ladies," Avaric threw his arms around two girls who were flirting with them, "It's time to go". One of them asked where and when Avaric replied with 'the bar' she nervously looked him up and down and reminded him of the fact that both him and Fiyero were in only speedos.
"Baby," Avaric smiled to the girl on his left, "Don't be nervous, No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service"
"Watch" Fiyero nodded
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
They walked into a different bar and just as before, all the ladies turned to look at them, especially in their current outfits. The two of them hopped up on the bar and started saying 'We're sexy and we know it'
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
They started to shake their hips as if their lives depended on it.
Do the wiggle man
They nodded at the bartender.
Girl look at that body, I work out
They hopped off the bar and were letting girl feel their abs.
I'm sexy and I know it!
"We're sexy and we know it" the boys smiled at each other.
If you didn't figure it out; yes, the crazy redhead obsessed with Fiyero and his hair was me :D
Also, yes they have DJ's in Oz, yes, i wish they HAD torn off Fiyero's pants, and Yes, Fiyero IS sexy and I know it ;)
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