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I own nothing.
Summery:
Sasuke needs an attitude adjustment. Gaara is overprotective. So is Zabuza. Haku has gender issues. Sai and Ino are two peas in a pod. Lee is full of youth. Kiba is sick of just being friends. Sakura is a tad skitzo. And Poor Naruto is stuck watching it all unfold.
Warnings! :
Boy Love. Cross-dressing. Swearing. Adult situations. Self harm.
And general life expected asshat-ry.
Inside Outside Upside Down
Chapter 1: Rainy Sundays Make Me Vomit
Uzamaki Naruto wasn't very fond of rain.
In his humble opinion the rain made everything about life seem twice as bleak.
Didn't matter what it was.
Take the paper cut he had just gotten for example.
It's a decent sized paper cut, on his left hand, just below the knuckle. If it had been nice out Naruto probably wouldn't have been bothered by it but with the presence of rain it was irritating and painful and caused him to wallow in pain for 15 minutes only after dramatically bandaging it and swearing to himself.
At current Naruto was very bored, very lonely and very very hungry.
All of these things being sad in the first place is only that more depressing with the presence of rain.
And if you add those up with the fact that today was a Sunday it HAD to be one of the worst days ever. Because rainy Sundays HAD to be the worst, the absolutely positively WORST thing ever.
At least that's what Naruto told himself.
Said boy sat alone in the corner of his run down apartment. TV blaring an infomercial as he blinked warily out the window into the dark gray skies.
A sigh.
His stomach growled and he glared down at his abdomen in frustration
"I know. I'm hungry stop reminding me…."
He stomach yelled again and he moaned smacking his head onto the cold surface of the small wooden table in front of him
"I hhhhhhhhhhate rainy days" he whined in a very childlike manner, propping hic chin up on the table. "This is the WORST day ever…I swear…the Sunday before having to go back to school…back to that pit!! Not only am I out of food but its fucking raining!! How much worse can you get?!"
As if on cue there was a crack of thunder in the distance and his lights flickered for a second and then died leaving the poor blonde child to stare helplessly into the dark.
The power was out.
Someone up there must hate him.
Truly and utter hate him with the entirety of their supernatural being.
He hated the rain. He hated the dark. He was hungry and alone and now there wasn't even infomercials to provide what little entertainment they did.
This day sucked.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Fuck" Naruto muttered as loud bangs continued.
"What now…I swear if it's one of those religious groups again telling me I'm a heaven I'm just gonna go ahead and kill myself," he muttered darkly under his breath as he stood.
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming," he yelled out trying to make his way to the door in the pitch black.
Naruto tripped smacking his forehead right smack into the door and was thankfully able to catch the handle before he slid and got a face full of floor. Swearing under his breath he yanked the door open, to find his landlord standing with a flashlight and a concerned look.
"I-Iruka nii-chan!" Naruto exclaimed standing up right.
The elder man smiled and replied with a quiet hello.
"What are you doing here eh?"
"Mmm the power went off so I came to check on you…" Iruka muttered a tad embarrassed. "Also I was wondering if you'd like to join me for a bit to eat…I know eating alone can be lonely, even more so on a rainy day so I thought you'd might like to join me…my treat?" He asked giving Naruto a smile.
"I'D LOVE TO!!" Naruto breathed,
"Oh good." Iruka sighed. "Well then get your coat, I hope Ramen is ok with you?"
A grin broke across Naruto's face for the fist time all day as he ran to grab his coat not even stopping once to swear as he tripped over the table, his ps2 and other miscellaneous items.
Rainy Sundays were looking up.
To be continued…
Yeah yeah I know…this chapter BLEW.
But its just the first chapter…please read on…I swear it will get better.
I SWEAR OO