Isa: Yay!! New story^^

Naruto: And I'm actually in this one^^

Isa: ^^

Naruto:^^

Isa: I think we're too happy for our own good^^

Naruto: ^^ Yup! Isa-chan doesn't own Naruto!

Isa: Read and review!! ^^

Three masked men landed silently on the ground next to the unconscious body. One rolled it over and saw that there were deep wounds across the chest and stomach, probably caused by the many kunai lying about.

They looked at each other. "Should we take her to the hospital?"

"She's an outsider, I don't know if they'd accept her."

"But she'll die if we don't do something! I'm sure they'll admit her if she's in such a critical condition!"

"You're right." One of the masked men picked her up and held her bridal style. "Let's go."

"Sakura!!!" Naruto ran through the Leaf Village hospital, opening random doors and yelling for Sakura. "Sakuuuurrraaa!! Where are you?!" He ran into a room that had only one patient. They had short, messy brown hair and pale skin. Naruto could see an ear with five peircings poking from beneath the golden-brown hair.

The patient stirred, opened one dark golden eye, and glared at Naruto.

Naruto, oblivious to the death glare, looked at her curiously. "Who're you? I've never seen you around the village before."

The patient ignored Naruto and looked around the room. "Where am I?"

"You're in the Leaf Village hospital!" Naruto said. "This is where Sakura works." He could see that her other also had five peircings, although the only earings that matched were the two bottom ones.

The patient sat up and made to get out of the bed, but a three medical nin and Lady Tsunade rushed in.

"You shouldn't move, you're injuries were almost fatal!" Tsunade put her hands on her hips. "Actually, you shouldn't be able to move."

"I'm fine." The patient pulled up the bandages that were wrapped around her waist. "See? No cuts, no bruises—nothing."

The four ninja looked at their patient in wonder, there were only light scars where there used to be huge bloody gashes.

"What? How did that happen?!" Tsunade asked, shocked. The only person she had seen heal as quickly was—

"It's not that weird, Grandma Tsunade, I always heal after a good night's sleep."

"No one asked you, Naruto!" Lady Tsunade flicked his forehead, sending him flying out the ward door. Two of the medical nin shut and sealed it.

"Now that that pest is gone, how 'bout you tell me why you heal so fast?"

"I don't know." The patient lay back down in bed—by now she knew that there was no chance of escape. "It's always been like this."

Naruto burst through the window along with a few of his shadow-clones. "Hey, can I show him around the village? I mean after he gets out of the hospital and all."

"What?! We've already discussed this—there aren't supposed to be any outsiders in the village!"

"Aw, c'mon! You let me show Menma around!"

"All right, fine!" She grabbed him and tossed him out the door. "But not until after we've done reverse-hypnosis!" She slammed the door shut.

It took a few hours for the medical nin to perform the reverse-hypnosis and check to see if the girl was a spy or not. They learned that she was abandoned as a baby and taken in by Gypsies until she was three years old, when she was sold to a farmer as a slave. For years, she had been wondering from village to village and was always being attacked by a group of rogue ninja that called themselves the Collectors. They wanted to know the secret behind her healing powers, but they could never defeat her because she could never be killed.

Tsunade sighed. "I guess she can't be a spy if she doesn't even have a home country. Let Naruto in." A medical nin unsealed the door and Naruto came rushing in.

"So, what's your name?" He asked before she was even awake.

"Um, it's Tobi." She rubbed her eyes.

"All right! I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to take you on a grand tour of the Leaf Village!" He started dragging her out of the bed.

"Wait a minute, Naruto!" Tsunade grabbed the back of his shirt. "You have to sign a release form and you need to get dressed."

"Oh, right." Naruto ran a hand through his spiky blonde hair.

Naruto grumbled about signing some stupid papers and slid open the ward door. His mouth dropped open when he saw Tobi standing in lacey white panties and a matching bra.

"You-you're a girl?!"

"It took you long enough to notice!" She said, yanking off a piece of duct from the roll and placing it over a huge cut in a black T-shirt laying on the bed.

"Uh, um . . .what are you doing?" He asked, for lack of a better thing to say.

"I'm fixing the holes in my clothes. I can't just walk around wearing ripped up clothes, can I?"

"Well, I guess not." Naruto took his hands and held them up. He covered Tobi's body, leaving her head revealed. She looked like a girlish boy. He took his hand away and looked at her now—definitely a girl.

Tobi pulled on her baggy jeans and her black T-shirt. She also put on a blue and white striped vest that hid the size of her breasts.

Naruto stared. "You look like a boy now!"

Tobi raised an eyebrow. "That was the point, moron."

Naruto: Hey, I'm not that stupid! I'd know if she was a girl!

Isa: Really? *doubtful*

Naruto: Well, maybe . . . anyway, I read through the rest of the story--

Isa: You jerk! You're supposed to wait like everyone else!

Naruto: I'm impatient! Anyway, I have something I want you to change.

Isa: If it's the closet scene, I'm not touching it--I think it's funny.

Naruto: Please!!!!! It's so wrong!

Isa: ^^ Nope!

-By the way, I know the title sucks, but I couldn't think of one XD I originally had it as Tobi, but I don't like the iddea of her name being the title . . .