Wayside Monster Mash
This is sort of a fusion crossover with a Monster Mash Cartoon Movie I once saw and Nicktoons Network's Wayside. I own neither so don't so I do. And I've kind of changed the movie a little so it can fit with Wayside. Start the fic.
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An ancient castle on top of a mountain's Cliffside held three of the most terrifying monsters of all time. Dracula, or Drac as was know to his monster friends, king of the vampires. Wolfman, Wolf to his friends, once an ordinary human but was soon transformed into werewolf, half man-half beast. And last but not least there was Frankenstein, or Frank to the other two, a monster made from body parts of corpses from the deepest parts of the graveyard.
They were once the envy of monsters everywhere, but once people learned that these three had hearts it lead them down a strange new path. The same people that they once terrified down to their very soul started to associate them with fun instead terror.
Times had changed and the monsters need money to keep the castle warm so they were forced to become entertainers.
Wolf walked in to see Drac sitting by the fire looking through an old photo album.
"Bud, are you looking through the photo album again?! You know you don't show up in those photos." Said Wolf.
"That doesn't mean that they still can't help me reminisce." Said Drac.
Wolf's pointed ears dropped.
"Yeah, I miss the old days." Said Wolf.
Drac turned the page. "I don't think there's anyone in this castle who doesn't."
"Oh yeah, speaking of whom, where is Frank?" asked Wolf.
"I believe he is still in the lab. By the way, what 'gig' do we have this time."
"We're doing that tv thing later tonight."
"Well that's certainly something to 'live' for." Said Drac sarcastically.
Deciding to check up on Frank, Wolf headed on down to the lab in the dungeon. He opened the door to see Frank hooked up to a lightning machine from his neck bolts laying down on a cold metal slab that he had been created on.
"Hey Frank, still having problems with the charger."
Frank sadly nodded his head.
"It just doesn't give me the same jolt like it used to. This and my stitches are the only things keeping me together. And my stitches are really old."
Frank unhooked himself and got off of the slab. But as soon as he got up his head fell off of his neck.
"I guess we're just not the monster's we used to be huh?" asked Wolf.
"Oh I don't know about that." Frank kept trying to pick up his head but his feet kept kicking it away by accident. "I think we're still pretty scary. I mean we're practically legendary."
This seemed to cheer Wolf up a little. "You know what, Frank? You're right! We are the scariest monsters around."
Frank finally caught his head and reattached it to his neck. "Yep, what's the point in living if you don't believe in yourself?"
Wayside…
On the thirtieth floor was Mrs. Jewels' class the students had beakers, Bunsen burners, and testubes all on their desks. It was science day but they were learning about chemistry this time and not gravity so Mrs. Jewels probably wasn't going to throw anything out the window.
Mrs. Jewels was a well loved teacher despite the fact that there were times when she was a little…'confused'. But she always took teaching her students very seriously. That was why she sometimes took things to a bit of an extreme level. But despite this her students still loved their fluffy pink haired teacher.
Todd, a red headed boy with a bit of a bucktoothed overbite, raised his hand from the back of the class. He loved to help people and make things better for everyone but for one reason or another, his name usually ended up on the discipline list on the board. A checkmark and a circle later, he would be sent home early on the kindergarten bus.
"Mrs. Jewels, are you sure it's okay for us to be playing with chemicals? Shouldn't we wait till we're older…or…something?" asked Todd.
"Todd!! Mr. Kidswatter wouldn't have given us these chemistry sets if he didn't think we couldn't handle it."
"But he was busy grumbling something about doors er I mean goozacks."
"Todd, I've had enough of your sass. Just for that I'm sending you home on the kindergarten bus."
Todd's head fell to his desk with a THUD! A helmeted blue haired girl in a pigtail rolled over to him in her rollerblades. Her name was Maurecia, she was considered a bit of a tomboy and the toughest kid in school. She was hopelessly in love with Todd and She often tries to show her love for Todd by punching him, which has made Todd nervous every time she's approaches him.
"Don't worry Todd; we're heading to Myron's place tonight for the sleep over party."
Myron was an African American student who was often looked at as self-absorbed and clueless, and despite this, seeks to be the class president of Mrs. Jewls' class. However, the only responsibility the class president has is to turn on and off the lights, unfortunately Myron was clueless about this.
Todd lifted his head to look at her and gave a small smile. "You're right, thanks for cheering me up Maurecia."
Maurecia smiled dreamily at him as she pulled her fist back. "Oh no." Maurecia punched him in the arm sending him flying across the classroom. "I hate it when she does that."
He landed next to a redheaded boy named Stephen. Stephen was always attired in his Halloween elf costume because he always loved Halloween and Spooky things. But apparently he had found something that was TOO spooky (something Stephen always thought impossible) which made him too afraid to speak. He would communicate through whistling now.
"Hey Stephen, still just whistling?" asked Todd.
Stephen gave a short whistle in response. "Don't worry; we'll get you to talk again one of these days." But this merely earned another whistle.
Dana, a purple haired girl with a bit of an overbite, walked over to Myron. She was a girl who is cast as the stereotypical "overachiever". She tends to be selfless and lacks control of her emotions - one of her trademark catchphrases is "Enough with the fun!". She was Myron's best friend and nothing pleased her more than rules.
Part of the deal for working with chemicals was that they write down all the chemicals and combinations. She looked at the paper where Myron had wrote everything down and smiled.
"Myron, do you realize what you just made?" asked Dana.
"Um should I?"
"You just made some type of new organic liquid glue!!"
"I did? I mean, I did! This is kind of genius which should make me the next class president!! Now all I need to do is add fire!!" said Myron.
Myron moved the testube over to the Bunsen burner and started to heat it.
"Uh Myron, I don't think that's such a good idea…"
"Nonsense Dana, do you have any idea how close I am at the moment to being class president?"
The resulting explosion dashed any hopes of that happening. The entire classroom was covered in the liquid pink glue.
"Nice going Myron, you've gotten Fluffy stuck to my desk!" said Maurecia.
Maurecia's pet porcupine had his back stuck to his owner's desk. Myron took out a pair of scissors and a grooming comb. "Don't worry, I'LL save the day!!"
Maurecia suddenly paled. "No!!! You stay away from my Fluffy!!!" However, she was unsuccessful in stopping Myron. He had pushed her on the ground and started to work. Maurecia panicked as she heard Myron snipping and brushing her, at the moment, defenseless porcupine. She got and pushed Myron into a desk and away from her beloved pet.
Needless to say Maurecia was surprised to see that her pet porcupine was not only okay but had a nice new doo. "Hey…He's okay. And looking pretty neat too, how'd you do that Myron?"
Dana helped Myron up as he brushed himself down. "One of my brothers is a professional pet groomer, he taught me everything I know."
"That's actually pretty impressive, Myron."
"Thank you, Todd. So does this mean you'll vote for me?"
"I wouldn't go that far."
Later that night…
Myron opened the door to reveal Todd with his sleeping bag. "Hey Todd, glad you could make it."
"Yeah, any of the others arrive yet?" asked Todd.
"Yep. They're in the living room."
Todd walked in to see Dana and Maurecia already watching television and Stephen reading a horror comic.
"Hey guys, what'cha watching?"
"It's this late night show. They're going have a special segment called 'ghoulish monster tricks'." Said Dana.
"Cool."
Todd took a seat down next to Maurecia. "Oh Tooooodd, you wanna hold hands in case I get scared?" Todd rolled his eyes. "I don't think so. You're like the toughest kid in school and…" "And I would like for you to hold my hand." said Maurecia.
Maurecia made several attempts to grab Todd's hands but he evaded her each time making the last one end up putting his hands inside his mouth. But this merely made Maurecia smile at him.
"And now it's time for Ghoulish Monster Tricks!" said the television.
"Guys it's on!!!" shouted Dana.
Everyone quickly turned their attention to the tv where showed Frank, Drac, and Wolf doing tricks. Wolf was on Drac and Frank's shoulder's juggling pumpkins. However, Frank and Drac were starting to wobble and ended up falling with Wolf with them. All three ended up with pumpkins on their heads. The crowd laughed and the three monsters looked towards each other before spreading their arms in a 'TADA' expression.
Myron was laughing his head off before his mother came by and turned the tv off. "That's enough of that. Time to turn in." She got the expected moan of disapproval.
Meanwhile in an old abandoned factory building, three other monsters were watching the same show only they seemed to be…as one would put it…royally pissed off.
One looked like a rip off of Jason Vohrees only he was made of some type of carnivorous worms. The second looked like a demon possessed doll with an evil remote. The last one was a black alien creature with a huge jaw filled with sharp teeth.
"This is an outrage!!! Clicky, my dear, do me a favor and notify the tribunal. I believe it's time for a little meeting with the Ghoul Council!!"
He threw some worms at the tv with the pictures of Drac, Frank, and Wolf on it in which they started to devour it.
That's the first chapter. I hoped you enjoyed it because I posted it for a friend of mine who wanted me to do something for Halloween.
