So, I decided to put all future one-shots into this. So, please enjoy! Also the occasional parody.
Blue Exorcist Parody. Combined with bits of actual stuffs happening.
Based mainly on Rin and his self-thoughts. Kinda depressy.
The original song is Bad End Night.
Why?
Treading deep, treading deep, treading deep into the heart, demon boy gets lost upon the passage he took, with nothing but the pain, and the sorrow he does find, he then stumbles upon things kept deep inside.
Rin tossed over on the ground, and stared at the sword with a swelling lump in his throat and stinging eyes. Why? Why did they hate him?
Though flames leaked from his demonic frame, he'd hoped that they'd at least understand.
More tears welled up behind his eyes. He began to feel belittled. Good thing no one was here to see him cry; and he opened the floodgates.
Hello, is anything left for me?
No, go away, you Satan spawn!
Nothing is left for you here!
Just leave already!
Please just go away.
He felt himself shudder as he began to choke out sobs as the lump continued to swell and sting.
Everybody, teen to elder, gathered round, to watch the new entertainment.
They would bring him in and look at him. Cut him open and torture him and jot down whatever weaknesses they found and reported it to the Vatican. It was funny to them, to watch him in pain. They didn't put him to sleep. They didn't apply anesthetics. It was humorous to them.
"Y'know a demon as yourself only comes around once or twice in a lifetime!" The surgeon exclaimed with glee.
We shall rejoice, rejoice, the spawn of Satan is bound!
Hurry hurry, let the humor begin!
Make sure to get the sedates!
Rejoice, rejoice!
Get all of the tools!
Are all the doctors ready?!
Are they all indeed!?
Well, time to start the show!
They bound him to the table. They'd injected him with sedatives combined with holy water and given him a few pills. No anesthetics. He could feel the holy water running through his veins. Through his blurry vision, he could see the windows of the observation rooms, as large groups of people in masks took down notes and 'oohed' and 'aahed' at the sight. Heck, many of them laughed when something particularly painful happened. Of course, that hadn't happened yet. They hadn't begun yet.
You shall be our dear demon, once again tonight!
We shall dress you up with a bit of water and you'll be sedated enough before you even know.
We shall take the chance to enjoy it so!
He could feel the cold blade piercing through his skin in many places. From his neck to his shoulder to his stomach to his legs, even on his face.. They laughed. They took humor in his pain. After all, he was just a demon. A pathetic creature that shouldn't exist. Of the king of pathetic creatures that shouldn't exist. Of course they took pleasure in his pain. He wanted to shriek in the pain and he wanted to curl up in a little ball and cry. But he couldn't cry in front of them, and he couldn't move, anyway. If he cried, he would show weakness, and give them more pleasure. And give them more want for pleasure. No, if he cried, he was beaten.
Let us rip, let us stitch, let us rejoice in this!
Just continue on, no matter what it says!
Let us enjoy, after all, it's already lost it's mind!
Oh, we already enjoy this happy night!
They'd thought that he'd already gone insane. From what? Oh, nothing in particular. He's a demon, so he must be insane, right? That's what they were forcing into his mind and telling everybody.
After the operation, there was the cold ground.
Even though it was done, he felt it was unfinished;
He let his body rest, and after he awoke, he found himself in a pitch black enclosure.
"Hey, wanna know how to get out of this damp place?"
A voice rang out from nowhere.
He looked around and searched for some kind of door.
The demon boy, wanting his freedom, saw a light, and made a run for it.
Tearing past the opening, ran through the hall, and came out from the doorway.
Exorcist bodies littered the floor!
"So you see the damage you've done?"
"Don't you see he already has?"
Voices rang from everywhere.
"Hey, come back here!" Exorcists were chasing him!
And he made a run for it.
He turned around to see multitudes of exorcists charging him from one of the many doorways; this room looked an awful lot like a floodgate. Only now he noticed, that it really was. He poured all his energy into a sprint to another one of the gates, trying to avoid the badly burned bodies of the exorcists and easily slipped his skinny, bony figure through the bars of the gate. The skinnier exorcists were able to continue chasing after him without much of a problem, but the fatter exorcist couldn't get through and their numbers decreased as many had to stay back to unhinge a few of the bars, so they could get through.
He's been our main demon for many nights!
He musn't escape; otherwise it'll be wrong!
We must catch him before he escapes!
Don't give him his freedom!
Rin passed through another floodgate and continued taking random paths through crossroads. The exorcist numbers were slowly dwindling as some would go the wrong way. He was hoping that as long as he could hold out until all the exorcist had gone off on wild goose chases through the wrong floodgates, he could escape. Of course, some of the floodgates brought a few exorcists back to the party.
Searching hard, searching hard, for his own freedom!
But one wrong turn, and there's no chance of it!
In the water, the answer may lie!
Will he ever escape?!
"Oh, what, will I do now? I just want to leave this horrid place!"
"No, never! Don't let him escape!"
"Only when you are dead you are allowed!"
"The key to my own freedom,"
"Just where, could it be lying?"
"Searching for a blue key so warmly blazing!"
He grinned to himself; his flames. And he stopped running, and turned around to face the oncoming waves of exorcists, and he ignited himself in blue flames, which scared them.
"I found it."
I shall no longer be their demon!
I'll be leaving their bodies, roasted all crisp!
I'll be burning too bright before I even know,
well because, I've begun to enjoy this role!
The exorcists who were still alive began screaming at each other to escape for their lives and just went out of control. But he wasn't going to let them escape. Nobody was leaving here alive, except for himself.
Run away, run away, run away from the flames!
Just forget about the demon and make a run for your lives!
Break apart, break apart, everybody run!
Escape this evil demon!
It shall play the demon in this horrific blue night!
But all the exorcists had gone and died!
All the operations are done and the demon is free!
They are only 8 figures remaining!
Rin grinned at the exwires. He grinned at his dear otouto, and his sword fight teacher. They'd been here the whole time. They stared at him in fear. The entire floodgate was consumed in flames, except for them, who had decided to stand in the water in hopes of staying alive. But the heat was getting so intense, that the water was beginning to steam and slowly forcing them out, else suffer the scalding water.
"Let us have some fun, on this happy night!"
"Just forget about life, let me take it from you!"
The demon cried happily as the flames
danced and preyed on 7 bodies.
Rin laughed and continued walking through the floodgates at a leisurely place. Why not make this his new home in Assiah? If he stayed in Assiah, anyway.
In the warm, lit up tunnel, now consumed by laughter,
a nine-tailed wolf approached the demon boy.
"That really was a wonderful display, my dear son, my pride and joy!"
And he and the boy left for Gehenna.
This felt like it took forever but at the same time it only took like an hour and a half.
Das vedania!