Another story. What! Surprise, surprise. Don't worry. This is not a Ganon/Sheik story. It is Shink, just with a Ganondorf that constantly tries to get in Sheik's pants.

Enjoy!

So, not entirely sure how, but there is a big gay man on my couch. More specifically, a man I did not know was gay and has just been kicked out of his house because he refused to sleep with some girl. Too be more precise, a big gay man that happens to be the school bully and now I know why. Cause, he's gay.

"Hold on!" I rushed to the door, someone having rang the doorbell for the seventh time. "Hello, what do you-"

I was cut off as strong arms pulled me into a heaving chest. "He left me!"

The force of the embrace tore the air from my lungs. "You're... crushing me..."

Ganondorf Dragmire, my next door neighbor, let go of my lithe body and was now giving me the biggest puppy dog face ever. "Sorry."

"It's okay. Say, are you crying?" I looked closer and he ducked his head away, red hair soaked by the rain hiding his face. I decided to drop the question. "Why don't you come in."

He nodded once and trudged into my house. I cringed at the smell of alcohol on him. Maybe this wasn't the best idea.

Ganon flopped down on the couch and sighed. "I don't get it..."

I cautiously sat down next to him. "What don't you get?"

"He broke up with me. I never... I didn't... I thought he was happy." This surprised me. I didn't think Ganon, big bully of the school, was gay. Or perhaps just bi... I was lost in my thoughts for a moment. When I came out of my mind, he was sobbing. I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do.

So, I awkwardly leaned over and patted him on his upper arm. "There, there. It's okay."

"No!" He stood up and turned on me. "My sisters found out and convinced him to hate me, I just know it! They told dad that I'm gay and now he wants me to pack up and leave! I don't know what to do!"

My eyes widened. What could he do... "I have a spare bedroom, since Zelda went off to college..." I trailed off, unsure of how to go about this. What would Impa say...

It surprised me further when he dropped down to his knees and begged. "Oh, please let me stay here! I swear I will help around the house and get a job and-"

I held up a hand and then rubbed at my face when he stopped talking. "I'll have to inform my aunt, but I'm sure she won't mind."

And now here I am. Ganondorf on my couch and my aunt totally okay with him being here.

"Hey, Sheik! Look at this anime." I looked up from my book and to the tv.

And blushed. "Uh... yeah. That's nice." Why did he have to be the kind of gay that watches that kind of stuff. I flushed further at the sounds.

"What's wrong, Sheik? Haven't you and Link done stuff. I sure did with Zant." He got this crazed look in his eye.

"Well... No, I-"

"I bet he is just itching to. I bet you would be loud, being a normally quiet guy. I'd jump on the chance to have sex with you." He turned away and mumbled to himself, but I caught it. "Freaking gorgeous."

Desperate to not have this conversation head down that path, I jumped from the couch. "I'm hungry. Want anything to eat?"

"Besides you. Not really, sweet cheeks." I could feel my ears redden and Ganondorf laughed as I made my way to the kitchen. Why is he so open about it with me? Is it because he knows I am... Or maybe he is majorly drunk.

"I'm coming in." I froze. Link. I heard a bag drop and realized this was Link's weekend to come over. "What in the hell are you doing in my boyfriend's house?!"

I sped up to stop Link from decking Ganon in the face, catching his fist just in time. "Link, stop! Okay. I let him in and you have no rig-"

"I have no right! He is the one who is in the house of my boyfriend! Goddesses forbid I leave you alone with him anymore than you have been! I bet he would have pinned you down and-"

"You knew about him?" I backed up a step, dropping Link's hand.

"Yeah. He told me while you were showering that I had the sexiest boyfriend he had ever seen and that he wouldn't mind banging you! Do you have any idea how it feels to have something that is yours threatened like that!" My hand flew across his face faster than I could think.

He looked a little stunned. "I'm not your possession, Link. I'm your boyfriend and you will never speak about me like I am an object ever again. Or so help me, I will leave you in a heartbeat."

"Sorry." He glanced over at Ganondorf and I sighed.

Slowly, I took my boyfriend's hand and guided him into the kitchen. "Link, he isn't going to take me from you."

Link pulled me into a hug and nuzzled the side of my face. "I know... But I worry for you."

"Impa is here during the weekends and you can come over any time. I promise nothing will happen. He needs a place to stay. His family just found out and his boyfriend dumped him. I... I feel bad about just ignoring him. Please, let me allow him to stay here. At least for a little while." I dropped my head low and then looked up through my hair at Link. I almost laughed as his resolve crumbled.

"Ugh... Fine. But if he does anything I swear I'll kill him." I giggled and flung myself into his chest.

"Thank you!" Link's fingers idly combed through my hair.

"Yeah, yeah."

I have a few scenes to update to this, but I am quite willing to hear ideas. This is an amazing story for jealous Link and I can't wait to write more!

Review. I quite like reviews. So, please giveth them to me.

Love and Shink, (I'll never stray from you, my otp.)

~Annoying :)