Author's Note: Alright, here I go...into the story of My Immortal...wish me luck, and if I don't come back alive...take my anime DVDs to my grave...

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) You are the first person I have ever known who is "goffik", Tara. Congrats. 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Hmm...are all these spelling errors how she helped you with the story? Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! And this has what to do with the price of milk? MCR ROX! Pfft! Like, three years ago...oh, wait...

Excuse me, Tara, but I think that's spamming.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way I'm just gonna call you Ebony, honey. and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Yes, that is a great name. with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back I do not understand this. and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) Well, looks like I'll be lea-fine. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. You mean if you were related to him, you'd still think he was a major fucking hottie? Okay then. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I don't get it...if your teeth are so "straight and white", where are your fangs? Are they disguised to look like normal teeth? I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch You said it, not me, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) Anyone who's read the Harry Potter books should be able to tell that once you're in seventh year, you're seventeen...wait, you haven't read the last book yet, have you? I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) I figured a goffik person would create a goth OC. and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Ebony, could you pick me up some Adventure Time underwear next time you're there? You can just mail them to me. Make sure the return address is at least half-readable, though. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Well, that really stands out. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Cute. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Weirdo. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Come on, Ebony! They were just admiring how goffik you are!

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! You gonna flip him off too?

"What's up Draco?" I asked. I guess not.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco is shy?

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. You should probably go away now, Ebony. I just looked up "love calculator" on Google, clicked on one, and your chances of being together are 27%. Yeah, not very big.

Tara, Tara, Tara...why do you spam?

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! But if I told you that, I'd be lying. Do you want me to be a liar?