I carry yet another cardboard box full of clothing to my dorm. On the way to my room, I notice a boy with messy black hair and greenish skin sneaking peaks into the dorms, probably looking for boobies and food.
"Hey!" I holler at him, "What do think you're doing?" He glances at me and his eyes travel from my face down to my chest.
"Can you not?" I ask him annoyed.
"What? Gotta problem luvie? He asked slyly, licking his lips ever so slowly.
Suddenly, my heart starts to beat and my palms get sweaty and of course, me being the clumsy twit I am, drop my box on the ground. T-shirts, bras and undies spill out. Fast as lightning, the boy snatches up a pair of my underpants and dashes past me, slightly tugging my hair and laughing. I whip around and begin to ran after him, but it's no use since he's already flying down the stairs and my undergarments are still on the floor. I scoop them up into the box and, groaning, enter my room.
A stylish Japanese girl sits on a bed with crossed legs and watches me with open concern. "You ok?" She asks as she jumps off the bed and lands in the splits. "Woah! Nice!" I exclaim, "Well some guy just stole my underwear, but other than that, life's just swell."
The girl rolls her eyes and sticks out a bony hand with bright purple nails., "I'm Noel, but everyone calls me Noodle and if you don't, I will steal your pretzels and eat them all while you watch in horror." Then she laughs and I shake her hand.
"Uh, ok, Noodle, I'm Sofia and you can call me Sofia." How does she know I love pretzels so much?