This is a compalation betweeen me and Catherine. We both read the final HP book and wee only cunted six horecruckses. We think shoud be waht the 7th 1 is.

iT was potions tiem at Hoggwartz. "today" sed profeser Snaape "we wil be brewwing a contrasetiun potiun"

'Yay", said Herminie, and ppl starred at her, accept 4 Ron, who waz arowsed. She did that to him.

"y are u so happy abowt that?" aksed Hary.

Ooooooooooh, no reson, sayed Hermione.

"Ok"

"Y arr tehy teaching this in classs?" said Neville, who den exploded cuz Malfoi wanted 2 learn 2 maek contacraption potiuns. He and crabbe and Goyyle secertly wanted to make wizard babys. They were stuppid.

"Tern to page 3seventy4, and get iout you're special spatula-wands. Begin" sid Sanpe.

"Ok" said Harry. "We need the hair of a virgin." He pulled some of herminie's hair out.

"You can't use taht ,sed Ron. "Why not?" sed Harry.

"Oh… no reason…" Ron said, and let harrry put the hair in anyway. The caldrin bubbled, and tehn turned an ugly color.

Sanpe caem by and asked if someone had puuked in there. Hafry said no. "Ok," said Snape who them docked ponts from Gryffindoor. He wuz meen like that.(Lanie AN: he may be meen, but hes so hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttt.)(Catherine AN: Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! )

Then Snap walked by the Malfoy'z potion and realized that teh potion had ben doen rong and that Malfoy had maed a love potion instead. H e gave Malfoyy extra point 4 being creative. Then they had a hott kiss because they were love now, and because Catherine is a h0r. (Catherine AN: NO i'M NOTTTT!!!!!)

"Y are you doin this in class?" Asked Nevvull, who then exploded again cuz Malffoy wanted to makeout with snape some. It was gross. Nevville guts were everywhere. It got into Ron and Harry's potiun and made it an uglier color.

"our ption sucks" said Ronn. "Yeah, sed Hermione. "At least we'll never use it said" Harry. Ron and Hermione looked at each other.

---LATTER THAT NIGHT---

"OOOH! Thrust harder, Hermioune!"

"Ok," Hermione moaned sexiously.

They were doing the nasty. It swa extra nasty because they uses the contraception poshion, and it tasted liek Neville and hair. But moostly Nevolle.

Tehn, ron's mighty ham stick of love spewed his penis sauce into Hermione's hotdog bun.

"That was awsum!" Moaned Hermione in erotic pleasure. Little did they no, but Voldemort needed a new horecrux, so he randomly threw part of his soul into the air. It got caught on Ron's penus and wuz stuck inside Hermiounie's woman place.

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