A/N: Hello everyone! Anyway, this is my very first fic thingy so please be gentle… ^_^;
Disclaimer: I do not own Slam Dunk or its characters. *cries*
Shohoku Team
-you should know how to hold and eat a banana (the Gori way)
-you should know how to blow one's head off
-you should have a strong affection on boss-monkeys
-you should know how to spank your team mate's butts
-you should know how to praise red monkeys
-you should know how to bake a muffin on your head (no offense… ^_^;)
-you should know how to do the flying kick thingy
-you should at least think that you're a 'tensai'
-you should know how to sing the 'tensai song'
-you should know how to do the headbutt and make their foreheads smoke
-you should know how to do the 'hun-hun defense'
-you should know how to say 'do'aho' in the same pitch
-you should know when your bedtime is
-you like hedgehogs
-you should have a complete set of teeth
-you should adore old, fat men who laugh like Santa Clause
-you should be a war freak
-you should know how to make tough paper fans to whack team mates who are late, except seniors, of course
Ryonan Team
-you should know how to roar like an ape
-you should prevent yourself from vomiting during/after basketball practice
-you should be a chef when you graduate from senior high
-you should have spiky hair that's gravity defying (hehe…^_^)
-you should have interest for a kitsune or an akage zaru (akage zaru means red-haired monkey)
-you like a captain with chocolate brown hair and eyes
-you like innocent freshmen
-you should be pale white
-you should know when to be a fisherman and a farmer at the same time
-you should always be a positive thinker
-you should know how to dress up in a second and in front of everybody
-you should use one bottle of gel everyday
-you should always smile… and I mean ALWAYS…
-you call your childhood friend 'Jin-jin'
-you know how to beat up your coach when he is scolding you
-you should be aware that plastic surgery is now available
-you should look like Michael Yo who joined Fear Factor on AXN (for those who watched this episode on Fear Factor, you'll get what I mean… ^_^;)
-you should know how to say 'Unberibaborya!'
-you should know how to be innocent
Kainan Team
-you should have the ultimate sexy mole
-you should have the eyes on conceited super rookies
-you should be using a 'mole beautifying lotion' (*shrugs* … refer to the fic, 'Talent Night chapter 2' by Lunarchild)
-you should know that Akagi looks older than you
-you should know that Senior is better than old bastard
-you look like Gori
-you like long, black-haired monkeys
-you have the twinkling eyes of a girl
-you should know how to balance your bike with a monkey
-you call your old friend 'Fukky'
-you should be a conceited super rookie
-you should be a loud-mouthed, rude, annoying, boisterous, little wild monkey
-you dislike Rukawa
-you're allergic to red monkeys
-you should look like a short geek but good at three pointers
-you look like a sick person
-you're shorter than Ryota
-you should look like a chimpanzee wearing glasses and has a handy paper fan
Shoyo Team
-you're the captain, point guard, coach, and the muse
-you like a tall guy with glasses
-you have purple colored eyes
-you like spanking your team mates' butts
-you like a guy with hair like a coconut husk
-you have a bad sense of fashion
-you should be wearing dorky black glasses and when you take them off, you look drop-dead gorgeous
-you get jealous with the girls who shook hands with the captain
-you can play without your glasses… why wear glasses then??
-you have the hair of Sendoh
-you have at least the eyes of Fukuda
-you're trying hard on nailing Mitsui the MVWEEP
Tsukubu
-you should have patience when you foul
-you should have the same voice as Kiyota
-you should have the same taste like Sakuragi's
-you should know how to impress women
-you should make a show off when Sakuragi is not around
-you should know how to quit exchanging headbutts
-you should have dyed hair
-you should know how to make a dunk from the motorcycle
Tomigaoka Team
-you should know how to cheer for your sempai
-you don't think that you should change the color of your jersey
-you should not rip anyone's jerseys, especially your sempais
-you must have an accident like Mitsui's
Ryokufu Team
-you should be half American
-you should know how to dunk backwards
-you should know how to shout at your lousy manager
-you should hate Rukawa
-you should be gay and likes Mitsui-sempai
-you should be a trash-talker
-you should have a twin brother
A/N: Was it nice?? ^_^ My ne'chan helped me with this… hehe… Please R&R!!