Marco's POV

"Holy freakin' cow!" I exclaimed. "Ax, what in the world are you doing?"

I am morphing cow. Ax said with cow smile.

"Is that supposed to be a freakin' battle morph?"

Of coarse it is. Ax said, like it was perfectly normal.

What's wrong with it? Asked Jake.

"JAKE! What are you morphing! It's a, uh, HOLY FREAKIN' COW!" I exclaimed again.

Actually it a holy freakin' parrot. He said. Everyone laughed.

What is wrong with this? They're all morphing...

"Cassie! What are you morphing?" I asked. "It's gigantic! It look's like you are morphing a, HOLY FREAKIN' COW!" I exclaimed.

Actually it an Ant eater. Cassie said. What was going on?

"Tobias! What's going on? HOLY FREAKIN'..."

Cow. Yeah I know, I wonder what's going on.

"RACHEL! HOLY FREAKIN' COW!"

What? I like my cat morph. It's so fun! Rachel said.

"Are they out of their minds?!"

Oh no. They were all infected by some sort o' virus.

"Tobias! I think they are all infected by some sort of virus." I said.

Why don't we have this 'virus'? Tobias asked.

"You are a bird. And I may be immune. Or it's just working slowly on me."

Just then I had a perfect idea. Morph a poodle. What a wonderous idea!

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