"Pony! You're not even on the toilet! Get out of the bathroom! I gotta pee!" Soda yelled beating on the door. He just guzzled down 6 glasses of water after eating some nachos with jalapeños, and he felt like his bladder was going to explode, plus it didn't help that his mouth burning.
"Soda! Would you just hold on? Give me like two more minutes!" Pony yelled, sounding strained.
"Two more minutes ain't gonna cut it! If you don't come out, I'm comin' in!" Soda jumped around crazily holding onto his crotch and bit his lip.
"Haha! This is almost better than Mickey Mouse!" Two-Bit said exiting the kitchen with a beer in his hand. "Mmm. This beer is so cold and it tastes so good, and it's so… watery and fluid-like." Soda cringed and gave Two-Bit a hateful stare.
"How do you know what fluid means?"
"Just cause I don't try at school doesn't mean I don't pay attention," said Two-Bit smirking. "But you know beer is like water, and water is in a rushing river. Whoosh! Whoosh!" he made his arms wiggle in emphasis.
Soda stared tordows the bathroom, but then he felt something warm on his legs. He dared to look down. "Oh, (insert bad word here)!!" he said Soda wet his pants!!