Dear Song Artists...
Please don't sue me.
~StuffedCrustLord
Kululu - "Kululu The Swirl-Eyed Space Frog"
[Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer]
You know Einstein and Newton
And Darwin and Mendel
Tesla and Franklin
And Watson and Maxwell
But do you recall
The most ingenious scientist
of all?
Kululu the swirl-eyed space frog...
Had a very creepy laugh.
And if you ever heard it...
You would drop your things and scram.
All of the other children...
Beat him up and called him names.
They wouldn't let Kululu...
Play any invader games.
Then one day in 'Show n' Tell'...
He walked in class and said...
"I made this new machine for you.
Let me show you what it can do."
Then there was only screaming.
As he stood and watched with glee.
Kululu the swirl-eyed space frog...
Ku-Ku-Ku-Ku-KU-KU-KU!
Tamama - "All I Want For Christmas Is Sarge"
[All I Want For Christmas Is You]
I don't want that much for Christmas.
There is just one thing I need.
To see that cursed women perish...
Head hung on the Christmas tree.
I will have him for my own.
She won't stop me, this I know.
My wish is not that large.
All I want for Christmas...
is...
Sarge.
...
I don't want that much for Christmas.
There is just one thing I need.
To see that cursed women perish...
Head hung on the Christmas tree.
I can live without fried chicken.
Or the yummy Christmas cake.
Santa Claus let me down last year.
All I got then was heart break.
I will have him for my own.
She won't stop me, this I know.
My wish is not that large.
All I want for Christmas...
is Sarge.
...
Momo-chi gives me a present.
Every year, the same old thing.
Chocolate cookies, chips and cola;
Enough to make the Angels sing.
But even still, with all that sugar...
What I want is still not there.
I won't stand for it much longer!
Sargent will be mine this year!
'Cause I just want him here tonight...
Holding on to me so tight.
It's time that I took charge!
Oh, all I want for Christmas...
is Sarge.
...
Look at that stupid woman...
Thinking about my man!
Soon she will be begging...
As part of my sweet plan.
There will be no one left...
To get in my way.
Santa can't stop me...
Even if I'm naughty...
So bring it on, bud,...
That's what I say!
Oh, I don't want that much for Christmas.
I'll take what I need myself!
I just want to see my Sargent...
Smile'n at this little elf.
I will have him for my own!
She won't stop me, this I know!
My wish is not that large.
Oh, All I want for Christmas...
is...
SAAARGE!
Giroro - "Happy Xmas (War Is Starting)"
[Happy Xmas (War Is Over)]
So this is Christmas...
And what have we done?
Another year over...
And our plans are still dumb!
And so the invasion...
Still hasn't begun!
I'm tired of waiting!
Time to grab my gun!
It's a very merry Christmas!
And a happy new year!
Hold on to your loved ones...
And cower in fear!
And so come this Christmas... (War is starting!)
Let all who are strong... (We're invading!)
Grab a weapon and face me... (War is starting!)
Or I'll blow your face off! (No-o-o-ow!)
And so happy Christmas... (War is starting!)
At least just for now! (We're invading!)
Because come tomorrow... (War is starting!)
You all will bow down! (No-o-o-ow!)
It's a very merry Christmas!
And a happy new year!
Hold on to your loved ones...
And cower in fear!
So this is Christmas... (War is starting!)
And what have we done? (We're invading!)
Another year over... (War is starting!)
And our plans are still dumb! (No-o-o-ow!)
And so the invasion... (War is starting!)
Still hasn't begun! (We're invading!)
I'm tired of waiting! (War is starting!)
Time to grab my gun! (No-o-o-ow!)
It's a very merry Christmas!
And a happy new year!
Hold on to your loved ones...
And cower in fear!
War is starting!
We're invading!
War is starting!
No-o-o-ow!
Dororo - "Here comes Dororo"
[Here comes Santa Claus]
Here comes Dororo,
Here comes Dororo,
Right down Ninja Frog Lane!
His sword Steven and friend Koyuki come to save the day!
Viper's brawling, friends are crawling,
There's no hope in sight.
Well fear not, Keroro. You'll be saved...
When Dororo comes to fight!
Here comes Dororo,
Here comes Dororo,
Right down Ninja Frog Lane.
Don't got an ending? Need a cop-out?
He'll be there again!
Watch him slash through guns and robots!
Wow, what a really cool sight!
So duck your head...
Or else you'll be dead...
When Dororo comes to fight!
...
Here comes Dororo,
Here comes Dororo,
Right down Ninja Frog Lane!
He doesn't care that he's not human.
He loves Earth just the same!
Dororo thinks his friends still like him.
I'm not sure if that's right.
They only remember he exists...
When Dororo comes to fight!
Here comes Dororo,
Here comes Dororo,
Right down Ninja Frog Lane!
That last verse made me kind of sad.
This song is kind of lame.
Peace on Earth is what he strives for.
What he dreams of each night.
These things and more are why he's awesome!
Dororo comes to fight!
...
Here comes Dororo,
Here comes Dororo,
Right down Ninja Frog Lane!
His sword Steven and friend Koyuki come to save the day!
Viper's brawling, friends are crawling,
There's no hope in sight.
Fear not, Keroro. You'll be saved...
WHEN DORORO COMES TO FIGHT!
Keroro - "You're A Mean One, Natsumi"
[You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch]
You're a mean one,...
Na-tsu-mi.
You really are a hag.
You're as noisy as a parrot. Even louder when you nag.
Natsumiii-i!
You're a thousand diapers in a...
Wrapped-up trash baaag!
...
You're a monster,...
Na-tsu-mi.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your eyes when they are furious could pierce the devil's soul.
Natsumiii-i!
Your very voice could scare the...
Pants off a troooll!
You're a vile one,...
Na-tsu-mi.
You have blood stains in your smile.
You suck the life right out of me like a Nyororo vampire.
Natsumiii-i!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd pick the...
Nyororo vampiiire!
You're a foul one,...
Na-tsu-mi.
Your brain has webs of dust!
My feelings towards you could redefine the meaning of disgust!
Natsumiii-i!
Your face is just a masterfully crafted disguise to hide the fact that you're really a...
Horse-faced succubuuus!
You're a rotter,...
Na-tsu-mi.
You're the queen of crazy cranks.
Your personality's as rotten as a month old pickled frank.
Natsumiii-i!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
...SKINK!
...SKUNK!
...SKA-!
"TOOOAD! WHAT ARE YOU SINGING IN THERE!?"
Sorry. Song's over. Gotta g-.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!