One day, Ally and Liz were watching Sweeney Todd together on Ally's couch. They were having a sleepover, and with them, Johnny Depp movies were a must. Liz, who loved Mrs. Lovett, was singing all her parts, and Ally, who was pretty much obsessed with Sweeney Todd, was singing his parts. When it came to 'At last! My arm is complete again!', Ally, who had a set of replica razors from the movie, had stood up and pointed it victoriously. At the end of the scene, she fell back to the couch laughing with Liz.

At the end of the movie, they had fallen asleep in Ally's bedroom, Liz on the couch, Ally in her bed. Little did they know where the night was taking them...

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That very same night, Nellie Lovett and Sweeney Todd had gone about business as usual. When Mrs. Lovett had bid goodnight to the last customer, she went straight to her room, landed on her bed and gone straight to sleep.

Sweeney, on the other hand, was pacing and brooding by the window as usual.

What was it with homicidal barbers these days? Like, eyeliner, epic hair, grudges against the world...

Anyway.

What neither of them noticed was that an extra door had been added at the end of the hall, a few doors down from Nellie's room...

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The next morning, Ally stretched and groaned before turning over and wanting to go back to sleep. She couldn't, however; it would be too light to fall asleep again. Dreading the worst (which would be that she had fallen asleep in school. it was summer vacation, and school would suck), she peeked through her eyelashes. To her surprise, the room was just as dark as it had been when they were watching Sweeney Todd. And that had been at about 1AM, so it was pretty damn dark.

Confused, Ally looked at her alarm clock to see that it read 10:00AM. Huh, she thought. That's weird. She turned on her light and looked at Liz, who was still asleep. Grinning, she took a replica razor from her holster and opened it. Still smiling evilly, she held the razor to Liz's throat. "We all deserve to die! Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I!" At that, Liz's eyes fluttered open and she gave a small scream, her eyes full of terror. Ally started giggling at that, and then proceeded with quotes from the movie.

"I had him! His throat was bare beneath my hand..."

"There, there, dear, calm down..." said Liz, grinning and approaching Ally carefully.

"No! I had him! His throat was there, and he'll never come again!"

As they were doing this, the two best friends were unaware of the fact that below them, a woman with flaming red hair was chopping up corpses in a bakehouse, and above them, a man full of rage was slicing yet another innocent man's throat.

As they finished the scene, the two girls sat on the couch, giggling as they usually did.

Liz, who was black, (A/N: YES. SHES PRETTY. C:) and had dark black hair with a purple sidebang, was fifteen. She was gothic, pretty, and loved wearing victorian style dresses as well as black lipstick and eyeliner around her pretty dark brown eyes.

Ally, who was almost as pale as a ghost, had shiny brown hair that she could flip all the time. She loved dying it, and it was often different colours. Her eyes were bright blue, and almost always smiling along with her mouth. Ally hated wearing dresses and things like that, and wore shorts and pants and things like that.

Suddenly, Ally's stomach growled, making her laugh yet again. She got up, grabbing her too-big-sweater and heading out the door, Liz on her heels. They were planning on eating cereal and then watching more movies. It was summer, they were allowed to be lazy.

But they soon realized there were no cheerios.

Mrs. Lovett stood behind her counter, staring at them. "Who the bloody 'ell are you two?"

Ally and Liz, however, looked at eachother. At the same time, Cheshire Cat smiles broke out on their faces. Ally spoke first; "Liz, you stay here, and I'll go upstairs." Liz nodded, wanting to spend time with Mrs. Lovett.

Ally bolted up to the barbershop in her PJs and black sweater. Throwing the door open, she gave a fangirl scream and just as Mr. Todd turned around, he was attacked by a fangirl hug. "Who the hell are you? Gerroff me!" said Mr. Todd, trying to get her off him.

"Sorry, sorry! It'sjustthatIloveyourmovieandyou' ndyou'resohotandandand..." She took a deep breath before leaning against the windowsill, trying to breathe deeply after what she had said in one breath. Sweeney, not even trying to decipher what she had said, looked her over for the first time. With her PJ pants and overlarge Superman T-Shirt (Which he can't see, FYI, because of her sweater) covered by a black sweater.

Coming back to his senses, he grabbed her throat and forced her into the chair, putting his razor to her throat. "Tell my one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now."

Ally grinned. "Because I know that you slit the throats of innocent men and that Mrs. Lovett, your landlady, bakes them into pies." Her eyes widened as Sweeney seemed to be boiling with rage. Oh shit.

"How do you know about that?" he roared, pressing the razor ever closer to her collarbone.

"I'll explain if you stop trying to kill me," Ally said calmly, but in her head, she was thinking what any lover of Sweeney would be thinking; 'Oh my god, he almost killed me with the actual razor in the movie, THIS IS AMAZING. MAUAHAHHAHA.'

Mr. Todd stared at her for a while and then looked down and nodded.

"Basically - and I have no idea how I got here, let alone how you're actually real - my friend Liz and I love watching your movie-" This earned her a confised look from Sweeney, so she continued "- Movies are like plays, except you get them on things called 'DVDs' and you can watch them over and over again and they're the exact same thing. Anyway, we Liz and I love watching your movie and we know it by heart. As I said, I have no idea how we got here, and it's sort of an honor to be here. :D." (AN; yeah I had to add the smillie.)

Downstairs, Liz was explaining the same to Mrs. Lovett. "See, Ally and I love watching this movie and we know it word for word. By the way, I love your dress," she added, trying to be nice. She really didnt wanna be put into a meat pie.

"Uh huh..." said Nellie, glancing around nervously. "And could you show me this... movie?"

"Oh, I'd love to ever so much! Lemme just go get Ally." As if on que, Ally walked down with Mr. T coming down right after her. "OH MY GOD IT'S SWEENEY TODD." Liz bursted out and went to glomp him as Ally did, but she was stopped by a gloved hand pressed against her forehead. "Touch me and die."

"IT'S WORTH IT!" With that, she hugged him. And was still hugging them as the quartet walked to Ally's room at the end of the hall. She pressed 'play' and they all sat back to watch the movie.

They gasped whenever they saw themselves on screen. It made Liz and Ally look at eachother and grin. They quoted the movie almost all the time under their breath.

When Sweeney saw that he had killed Lucy, he gasped, glaring at Mrs. Lovett. But all she could think to say was "Does my butt really look that fat from behind?"

Obviously, it was only a movie, so none of it was real; there was no beggar woman or anything like that. Still, all Sweeney could do was hold back tears. It was cute, really; he looked like a lost puppy. Ally, the one more comfortable with contact, put her hand on his shoulder. He shook it off halfheartedly, not in the mood to murder at the moment. Ally looked at Liz, then at Mrs. Lovett, then back at Sweeney. Suddenly, a wide grin crept to her face.

Ally took Sweeney's face in her hands gently, making him face her. His eyes were down, but Ally slowly came closer, and his eyes shot to her. She slowly put her face closer to his, but when their faces were only centimeters apart and she thought he would come to his senses and kill her, she leaned in and -

LICK.

"Oh my god, why the hell did you do that?" Sweeney roared, half of his face now covered in Ally spit.

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Ally and Liz broke into fits of laughtor as Nellie couldn't help but grin aswell, silent scofts coming from her . Mr. T shot Nel a warning look, removing himself from the scene . Ally frowned towards his action .

"Oi! Where do you think your going," Ally called after him, deciding to follow .

It was just Liz and Nellie now, enjoying the rest of the movie . More scenes rolled onto the screen, taking play, Nellie surprized from each one .

"Yes, I lied . I lied 'cause I love you . I'd be twice the wife that she was, I love you..." Nellie heard her own voice speek toward an outraged Sweeney . She gasped at her own words .

"Is it true?." Liz asked Ms. Lovett . Her black marked lips grinned over Nellie darkly, digging for romance . Nellie's face flushed and she looked away .

"All those years, I've seen him with her. The blonde-'aired beauty, he married 'er, and tha' exact action caused 'im to leave. Tha' thing did nothin', she couldn't 'ave cared for 'im the way I do. I coul' give 'im anything ." Nellie took no pause saying the words, she had just spilt her heart out .

Apon hearing the words, Liz sprun her hands to her mouth, trying to hold back giggles . Her eyes went wide and she ran to Ally yelling .

"OH MY GOTH, ALYSSA!" Liz screeched, grabbing hold of her best friend and ripping her appart from the homicidal barbor . After pulling her aside she went into girl gossip form and spilled the truth about Ms. Lovetts feelings . Ally was excited about the whole idea .

"We should set them up!" Ally spoke, in a hushed whisper .

And so it was planned . Ally and Liz had set their minds out for the most genious plan . Wish lots of whispering and many giggles, the two girls hoped for success as they put their plan into action .

The two girls have loved their favorite charaters so much they had memorized even their handwriting . Forging letters together, the girls shared smiles . They continued being quite devious by also delivering these writen letters .

"One for Ms. Lovett, from Mr. Todd," Ally said, handing Liz a note with writing that looked exactly like Sweeney's .

"And one for Mr. T, from Ms. Lovett," Liz finished, with a giggle . The girls giggled together and ran off to deliver the letters .

"Oi, what we 'ave here?" Ms. Lovett asked herself . She had been in the middle of baking and mysteriously found a note adressed to her .

As she read it her eyes had widened . Quickly she looked at herself in a broken mirror ontop the stove, fixing her hair . Nellie's heart raced as she tore her apron from her neck and ran out the door . Liz suspitiously giggled, having witnessed the whole thing .

Up stairs in the barbor parlor, Ally had managed to sneek into the shop before Mr. Todd . She looked around, admiring the place and almost forgetting about her buisness . "Oh yes!" She shreiked, leaving the note on the barbors leather chair . She tryed to resist from stepping on the leaver, just as she heard the bell chime . Quickly she jumped into the chest close to the door .

Sweeney imidiatly noticed the note as he walked in . He was always able to notice when something was diffrent with his parlor . He aproched the note catiously, wondering who had adressed it to him . As soon as he reconized Nellie's writing he didn't show any expression at all . He slimply left the room, going toward where the note instructed him to go . Ally peaked from the chest, her eyes glowing a happy colour .

Not too long later, Mr. Todd found himself at the beach, unaware of the two giggling girls behind him . He instead was remembering the song Nellie would sing to him . "By the Sea, Don'chya love the weather..." It was as if he could hear her already .

And he did . There she was, sitting in the sand, looking as if she was waiting for someone . Sweeney approched the red haired women, looking as bored as he always did .

"In the film oi loved you," She begain . Her heart was racing, "Do you 'hink you loved me aswell?." She turned her head, eegar for him to answer .

"I killed you," He said bitterly . "Of course not,"

Nellie felt her heart sink, but she didn't give up . Of course this was just the movie, Sweeney had to have thought of something of her .

"But what 'bout now?." she continued, edging on . Sweeney gave her an annoyed look .

Just then, a branch snapped in the distance . "LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU IDIOT!," Ally yelled . She then quickly covered her mouth, relizing she was louder .

The two possible lovers snapped their heads back to see two heads tilting away from the view of a tree, staring at them . Liz walked out sheepishly .

"Ah har har, it's not like we were spying or anything," She said, sarcasum in her voice she did not mean to put there .

Nellie couldn't keep her eyes off Sweeney. She loved him with all her heart for so long she could burst any moment if she had not had him close .

Sweeney took one look at Ally then back at Ms. Lovet . When Ally had walked close enough with Liz to them, Sweeney grabbed her hand . A curious Ally had just glanced at Mr. Todd as he kept his eyes on Nellie .

"I love this woman, that is why there is no way in the pits of Hell I'd like to spent my time with you," With that, Sweeney had been about to press his lips against Ally's, but Ms. Lovett shreiked with outrage.

"Dude... You just messed with Ms. Lovett," Liz warned, a grin on her face .

"You foul backstabbing extravagent gitt!" Ms. Lovett yelled, now on her feet getting closer to Mr. Todd. "I have done nothing but ballence your crimes for you, and you slap me in the face with that!" Nellie gestured towards Ally. Clearly Ms. Lovett calls every other girl of Sweeney a 'that'.

"I-I-" Ally couldn't think of words . She couldn't help it, she was in love with Sweeney too, but it wasn't in the way they were all talking about. She was 13!. She only loved the sexy way he brooded on tv, never did she think she'd be in this situation .

Before the situation could get any better, Ms. Lovett had slipped a knife from Sweeney's pants, lunging for the girl he still held .

"NOOOO," Liz screamed, jumping infront of Ally to stop Nellie. It was just as you expected, blood spilled from the wound in Liz's torso, aswell as her mouth, but she couldn't help but grin. "Cool, I'm really dying," she slured. Only a goth would say this .

Ally glared at Ms. Lovett. "Kill my best friend over a boy and I make you into pie," She stated mater a factly .

"And then you go into a sword fight with Ms. Lovett with barber knives, although I don't like the fact that Mr. T is just standing there, kinda jerk like if he's to watch the fight happen."

"Who would date a guy like that?." Ally asked Liz. They both went into a fit of giggles, trying to put an endding to their imaginative story .

"Oh, maybe Ms. Lovett can kill us both and Sweeney can engulf Lovett in flames like in the movie ."

"Liz.. where do you find fire on a beach side?."

"oh lol..."

They spoke of Sweeney Todd all night and of the hotness that only Johnny Depp could possess. Little did they know, that as they created the story, the exact words were taking place around them.