Welcome to Sonic's Fic of Randomness! This is yet another idea I have but this time I will write a new chapter possibly daily.

Disclaimer: Must I say it? I don't own any of the characters.

Warning: Total randomness can lead to either craziness or laughter

Sonic was running around the city as usual without a care in the world. He passed through nearly every citizen saying hello very quickly and some greeted back and some were confused.

Then, Sonic saw Tails and Knuckles, his two best pals since…ever.

Sonic quickly ran towards them but slipped on a banana peel and accidentally spin dashed Tails to a dumpster along with himself.

Knuckles rushed to where they stopped and saw Sonic and Tails in a pile of garbage. Once he got there, he couldn't help but laugh stupidly while rolling on the floor.

Sonic and Tails just got up and threw Knuckles to the garbage pile. Then, Sonic and Tails rolled on the floor laughing.

Knuckles got angry and nearly headed to punch Sonic, but a smash from a hammer stopped him and knocked him unconscious.

"Hi Amy." Sonic and Tails greeted

"Oh hi Sonic!" Amy greeted back while hugging him tightly.

"Tails, can you tell Amy to stop crushing me?" Sonic asked

Tails just whistled casually and walked away.

"Well, knucklehead won't help me." Sonic thought

Then, Sonic looked at a garbage man and mouthed: "Help me."

The garbage man just placed the garbage in the trash and walked away as well.

"Yo, author! Can you help me?" Sonic said

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't like you."

"Can you at least tell Amy to let go?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I like to see you tortured."

"Then why did you dragged me into this? Couldn't you just stick with anyone other than me? How about Shadow?"

"He would threaten me."

"Ok, what about Knuckles?"

"He would threaten and punch me."

"What about Blaze?"

"I don't want to get threatened, punched, burned or all three because of this."

"What about Mephiles?"

"Are you kidding me? I would get threatened, then punched a few times. Not to mention get killed and be burned into the depths of the Earth."

"Ok, what about –"

"Black Doom? He's lame."

"I HEARD THAT!" Black Doom said coming out from an all pink clothing store.

"Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the whole YouTube population!"

Then, some cameramen came and took some pictures of Black Doom and some videos. After that, they went to their houses and started to make YouTube videos.

"Hey, that was pretty cool." Sonic said

"Yeah. Eh, you're free to go."

Then, Sonic dashed out of the dumpster and Amy began chasing him, but a thunder bolt hit her that sent her to the hospital.

Ok, just to be clear, I decided to write this. Anyways, if you have suggestions and/or ideas, place them here! And warnings will be included, so send warnings as well and I'll see what I will come up with. Thanks for reading!