Randomly popped into my head. XD So.. yeah.
Story that leads to it: Bella is drunk, and is singing karaoke. XD And she HAPPENS to be on the coffee table in her bra and a pair of jeans. Two words. BLAME. ALICE. XD And yeah, the whole thing is pretty much song. XD
EPOV
The second I came to the house I could smell vodka. Oh, GOD. What did Alice do? I rushed up the stairs, and opened the front door, and stopped dead in my tracks.
My fiancé was standing on our coffee table, in a black lacy bra and her jeans. Drunk. And holding a microphone.
The music started.
And Bella started to sing.
"I've got my sights set on you,
And I'm ready to aim.
I have a heart that will,
Never be tamed."
She hiccuped.
"I knew you were something special "I've got a way of knowing,
When you spoke my name,
Now, I can't wait to see you again...
When something is right.
I feel like I must have known you,
In another life.
Cause I felt this deep connection,
When you looked in my eyes.
Now I can't wait to see you again."
She started to jump up and down.
"The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down.
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout.
Felt like I couldn't breathe.
You asked what's wrong with me.
My best friend Alice said,
"Oh she's just being Bella!""
Bella could.. SING. And she had amazing balance when she was drunk. "The next time we hang out, I got this crazy feeling
I will redeem myself,
My heart ache it can rest till then,
Whoa! Whoa! I,
I can't wait to see you again.
Deep inside
When you called and asked to see me
Tomorrow night,
I'm not a mind reader,
But I'm reading the signs
That you can't wait to see me again."
She started to jump again.
The next time we hang out,
"The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Alice said
"Oh she's just being Bella!"
I will redeem myself
My heart ache can rest till then,
Whoa! Whoa! I,
I can't wait to see you again!"
She smiled at me.
"I've got my sight set on you,
And I'm ready to aim..."
The guitar had bursts, and she swung her hips and head each time.
The next time we hang out,
"The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout
Felt like I couldn't breathe
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Alice said,
"Oh she's just being Bella"
I will redeem myself
My heart ache can rest till then,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again."
She then struck a pose, and threw her head back. And then promptly fell backwards on Emmett.
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OH GOD THAT WAS FUNNY. XD It's been in my head for a while. XD You can imagine Emmett's reaction, eh?