Fast talk
Me: Good evening potential customers, I have to say it is good being out here today with all of you...
*Crickets*
Me: Uh.. well that is expected... well first up is HK-47
HK-47: Statement: This unit has been cohered to being into this talk, this is so unfair!
Revan:*whisper* Get out there, or I'll turn you into scrap!
HK: Commentary: Oh I love it when you act so ruthless to me master.
Me: Hello HK-47
HK: Query: May I kill him master?
Revan: No.
HK: Please?
Revan: No.
HK: Statement: Go ahead make fun of your pet droid, it is hilarious is it not?
Me: Well HK-47, tell me a bit about yourself.
HK: Commentary: I am programed with highly illegal assassination programming and am also fluent in many forms of communication.
Me: Well, anything else?
HK: Statement: I am wasted away translating binary texts and working for moisture farmers, please someone take me out of my misery.
Me: Ok then... next up we will be talking to Canderous Ordo, the new Mandalore
HK: Query: Master may I kill him now?
Revan: Not until we're done.
Time passes.
Me: Ok we're back!
*silence*
Me: Crap, even the crickets left.
END!
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HK: Query: Why not get the Twilek Mission Vao to come?
Shut up Hk.
HK: Commentary: Charging blasters.