AN: Now for poetry! I will put my Artemis Fowl poetry here! This chapter will be updated if I think of more.
Disclaimer: I don't think Eoin Colfer writes poetry.
A Troll
The troll smells Fowl in the air
Who has blue eyes, and black hair,
Stealing gold from fairies here and there,
While his mother doesn't even care.
Across the World
She travels around
Carrying only a pound,
Making not a sound,
Mud-bath bound.
The Horror
It lies awake at night
Giving every child a fright;
It lives in a Fowl Manor,
So bring a lantern