It was the pirate of caribeen levl and sora was low health. Captin Jack was liek "Sora, u r low helth". Sora sed "I kno, betch. Come over here and grab my keyblade." So Captin Jack grabbed Sora's Keyblade suggestivly.
Sora askd "r u coming onto me, fgt?"
Captin jack reply "Arg"
Sora winked. Captin Jack winked. Donald winked. Gofy winked. Vash winked. Osama winked.
Captin jack used friction on Sora's keyblade which made Sora cast firaga in release but it hit gofy in the anus lel.
2 month later, gofy was diagnost with anus cancer.
"b0ss I have a de cancer" -gofy