Written for the Beatles Challenge by pony-girl298.
Inspired by their song Get Back.
"Get outta here, Granger!"
"You don't belong here!"
"Stay away from him or else!"
"Go die in a hole, Mudblood!"
Hermione ignored the irked Slytherins as she strode purposefully through their halls, focusing her eyes on the end of the hall, where he stood.
When he turned to see what everyone was yelling about, his eyes widened and he hastily walked towards her.
"Why the hell did you come here, Hermione? You're going to ruin everything, and then they'll all find about..." Draco lowered his voice, "...our secret."
"Not anymore." She narrowed her eyes at the blond boy, feigning innocence when she knew exactly what he was hiding.
She wasn't his only secret.
"I saw you and Astoria, Draco. Don't worry, I don't care. I never even liked you much anyway," Hermione lied to him.
"It was only because...You're fine with it? Well, I'll see you around then..." Draco attempted to walk away, but she grabbed the neck of his robes.
"Not so fast, Draco," she said pleasantly, her expression calm and her eyes sparking. "HEY, EVERYONE!" she shouted to the hall.
"Hermione, what the-" he started to protest.
"Draco and I were having a secret relationship until now. I'm breaking up with him because he's a slut," Hermione announced to the Slytherins in the hall.
The best part was that they believed her, or maybe the best part was Draco's deer-caught-in-the-headlights face.
"I'm not a slut!" he managed to call as she walked away.
"Draco!" she called back, loud enough for many students to hear, "You're a slut!"
"Am not!"
Hermione whipped out her wand and spun around, using a permanent graffiti charm to spell out the truth on the back of his robes: I'm a slut.
"Who needs you," she commented to him. "You're just an idiotic boy that still wets his bed every once in a while."
"Shut up, Granger, or I'll-"
Hermione's last word to him was quite satisfying to her, her last word before she left him stranded in a hall full of laughing peers.
"Slut!"