Yea! I'm back! No applause, please. Haha, just kidding. Well after my brief (39 week) absence and lack of ability to review on with my phone, I was stricken by a realization: I must destroy ALL Mary-Sues!
So, out of boredom and a high chance that my friend gave me the flu (thanks a lot, girl), I have decided to make a short story about Johnny and Ponyboy's efforts in eliminating the M1S1 virus that plagues Fanfiction. So, without further adieu, here is my story:
Summary: Walking home from a track-meet, Ponyboy and Johnny run into some trouble.
Rating: T
Characters: Johnny, Ponyboy, [Insert Sue name here]
Warnings: Sue-bashing, Violence, Language, Stupidity
ONWARD!
Ponyboy Curtis was a normally peace-loving kind of guy. He and his best friend and fellow greaser, Johnny Cade, were walking home late one Friday after one of Ponyboy's track-meets. They were basking in the rare silence when a shrill scream was heard, "Dear mother of all that is sweet and merciful! Someone help me!"
As out-of-character as it may seem, Johnny and Ponyboy rushed to the lot, where the noise was coming from (as if ignoring the cliché that happens frequently). It was then that they realized that the shriek came from a man.
They saw a girl, a bit smaller than Johnny with beautiful, flowing brown hair and captivating blue eyes (ignoring the fact that they havn't seen her face yet). She had the voice of an angel (or a demon succubus) when she screamed, "This'll teach you damn Socs to try to rape me!"
She was currently beating the shit out of four Socs who Ponyboy recognized from the football team. They all scampered away with their tails between their legs as she shook her fists at them.
"Are you alright?" Ponyboy asked, because Johnny never says anything; especially not to a girl this beautiful.
She suddenly looked miserable and threw herself into Ponyboy's grasp. He patted her back awkwardly while Johnny watched with hate-filled eyes.
"My dad beats me and my mom is a drunk! Those Socs keep trying to rape my beautiful, glorious self!"
"What's your name?
"Mindy Ashton Suesan; but my friends call me "Minty" because of my skin." She said, delicate tears rolling down her face.
Johnny muttered something along the lines of, "I need him to get away from this damn brainwashing bitch."
"What was that, Johnnycake?" Mind- er, Minty asked, giving him a knowing glance.
"...How the fuck do you know my name?"
She looked around nervously, biting her lip before burying her face in Ponyboy's chest and crying untrue tears.
"Johnny! Now you've upset her!"
"Is that Dally I see?" Johnny said, pointing off to the distance, ignoring the half-sobbing girl, "Oh, and he's with Soda too." She suddenly pushed Ponyboy away and headed toward that direction in a lust-fueled frenzy.
Unbeknownst to Minty, Johnny had a gun in his pocket. He pulled it out, aimed, and fired. A crack was heard before her lifeless body hit the ground, erupting into a pink smoke.
"Yes! Great acting, Ponyboy! That's one less Sue in the fandom!" Johnny said, as he high-fived said Curtis.
Ponyboy smiled, "You done good, Johnnycake," he said, patting him on the shoulder, "you done good."