The Effects of Rumors

One lazy afternoon at the Hellsing Mansion there was for once no work everyone doing something to occupy themselves the newest to Hellsing Vincent Grimiore was busying himself on Google, being the self sufficient and curious half-human he was when he didn't understand something he would look for its meaning himself rather then ask others he had been doing so for an hour and was now out of things to look up out of boredom, he typed down 'Alucard' and pressed search button seeing what he would get coming across several results when one caught his eye "Alucard/Anderson? What the hell is this?" he mumbled and clicked the link "what is Yaoi?" he murmured and began reading his eyes getting wider as he read…

Everyone in Hellsing was interrupted by a loud roar of laughter "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Integra looked up from her seemingly never ending stack of paper work wryly never admitting she was thankful for the distraction and stood walking to the room the laughter was coming from looking down at her newest employee who was curled up on the floor laughing so hard tears were pouring down his face "care to explain Mr. Grimiore?" she said calmly Vincent who was currently trying to breathe pointed to the laptop resting on his table surrounded by notes most of which detailed the most effective ways to kill ghouls and vampires, she ignored the notes and went to read what had caused the uproar from the usually calm dhampir

Yaoi alert don't like read from actual fanfic belonging to 'A secret Masquerade' I personally liked this fanfic keep up the good work!

"Alucard was already partially hard, just from the thought of what was going to happen. With a pause, Anderson moved his hand forward to cup the others member through the cloth of his pants. Alucard let out a deep groan and ground himself into the firm warmth.

That sound of pleasure is what made the zealot for get all hesitancies and latched onto the smooth neck in front of him. He bit down, harshly enough to draw blood, Alucard moaned loudly. They were both beginning to breathe heavily now.

Anderson, with his free hand, removed the vampire's shirt. His right hand continued to rub and grope, not pausing until the flesh under it was as hard as his own. Stepping back the tanned man removed his own shirt. He moved back to Alucard, their chests arched toward one another as they felt their erections brush.
With a shuddering moan Anderson shucked himself of the cumbersome pants and helped Alucard out of his. Identical sounds of pure lust filled the air as heated flesh touched. Anderson raked his nails down the pale chest of the devil, searching out one of the still bleeding wounds. Finding one, he dug his fingers in earning a pleased hiss. Now coated in blood, his digits made their way down to the tight ass pressed against the wall. In one swift move all three were buried deep inside the twisting man
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Integra tore away with an uncharacteristic shriek of disgust "what in the name of god is this smut! She shrieked Vincent tried to sit up still enduring his laughing fit "it's called a fanfic sir Hellsing" he said oblivious to the whirlwind this would start…

End of chapter one