THE DITTO: ORIGINS: a parody of "The Thing" 2011 prequel

STARRING: IAN HECOX, ANTHONY PADILLA, MARI, SOHINKI, JOVENSHIRE, LASERCORN AND MORE

Chapter 1: introduction

Antarctic region, 2011

A snow car is driving through the ice. A man with curly hair is driving (let's just call him curly) and Ian is telling a story "So my lizard jumps on Anthony and bites him and he think he has rabies." There is a foreign man in the back with a laptop who tells them to stop. "Why?" curly asked but it was too late to ask questions "LOOK OUT!" Ian screamed. The ice cracked and the snow car was falling in the reason they crashed was because there was a big frozen pokeball in front of them. They all got out "what's with that pokeball?" Ian asked the pokeball then opened.

Chapter 2: the million dollar question

Anthony is working on an autopsy of a dead pokemon. "Anthony!" Ian yelled "You scared the crap out of me!" Anthony said angrily. "Sorry, anyway I have something to ask you." Ian said. "What?" Anthony asked, "Will you come to the Antarctic region with me? There's something we need you to study." Professor Oak walked up behind Anthony and said "he's right. And if you have any doubts just know that I have faith in you." "So are you in or out?" Ian asked. Anthony turned around and with the most confidence Anthony had ever felt in his life he said "I'm in!"

Chapter 3: The base

one day later the helicopter landed to the base. "so what is this about anyway?" Anthony asked Ian got very serious and started to explain "We found something in the ice we believe it's almost a hundred thousand years old." "like a really old popsicle?" Anthony asked Ian answered "yes." Anthony then asked "What flavor?" he was blown away. they then went back out into the ice and looked at the frozen pokeball but there was also a creature in the ice and it looked like chewed bubblegum. the snow car came back to the base toeing the block of ice with people asking what was that block that Jovenshire was sitting on.

Chapter 4: the block

Everybody gathered around the block of ice and Ian was holding a drill. "we're gonna take a tissue sample." Ian said

TO BE CONTINUED