Summary: Death Eaters playing Limbo under Harry and Voldemort's connected wands during the Priori Incatatem scene. GoF movie. Crack fic.
AN: So I was watching "Goblet of Fire" at school the other day and during the Priori Incatatem scene one of my friends suggested the Death Eaters play Limbo under the connected wands. Voila.
Harry and Voldemort's wands connected in a bright burst of light in the dark graveyard. As they struggled against the immense power, a Death Eater stepped forward. He raised his wand and conjured… a boom box? It began playing festive music, the kind that was played at parties.
He yelled out, "Hey! Can you guys hold your wands a bit lower?"
Harry broke his concentration and said, "Wait, what?"
"Can you hold your wands a bit lower?" he shouted again, this time more loudly.
"Oh, sure. Voldy! Hold your wand lower!" Harry called to his foe.
"Why should I do that? I shall hold my wand at whatever height I please," Voldemort responded.
As Harry was about to reply, the Death Eater spoke. "We want to play Limbo!"
"Limbo? Oh, sure. Why not?" Voldemort conceded and he and Harry proceeded to lower their wands to a suitable height for a first round of Limbo.
The Death Eaters assembled themselves into a line and one by one passed under the beam of light. They continued, each time Harry and Voldemort holding their wands closer to the ground.
By the time their wands were about three feet from the ground, only three Death Eaters remained: Macnair, Goyle, and the Death Eater who had suggested the game, Malfoy.
Both Macnair and Goyle attempted to pass through the narrow space under the connected wands and failed. Then it was Malfoy's turn, who would win if he made it under. He performed a series of complicated twists and turns and staggered under the beam with his head bent backwards and nearly touching the grass.
Malfoy collapsed to the ground and, seeing he had successfully passed under the connected wands, suddenly leapt up and shouted, "Hooray! I won!" He danced emphatically for a few seconds, and then calmly said, "Well, that was fun. I think you can take it from here, guys."
Harry and Voldemort agreed and returned to their struggle.