Author's note: I'll be using random names to represent who 'you' are. In this case I randomized it and got aubrine. So deal with it.
It was a cold winter's night in vale. The son hadn't shone itself in over 3 days due to bad conditions. Even though the conditions of weather were bad it was Supposed to be a good day for you, you were finally going to start your acting career. You had signed up for a play and it was going to kickstart your stardom. But unfortunately something went wrong.
"It's okay. Aubrine"
Ruby said as she rubbed your back.
"Everyone makes mistakes." she said to you.
"Pooping yourself on stage while doing dance performance isn't one a simple mistake ruby!" You wept as you rubbed your tears.
"There there." ruby comforted you.
"God! My dad was right I am a failure." you wept into your hands and cried vigorously. Your tears were like bricks down your face. They slid town and hit the ground like a pog on a summer's day.
"Listen, It's not over for your acting career! I bet weiss could-"
"I don't want nepotism Ruby! I want get achieve me own goals by myself *Sniff*"
You cried even harder than before.
"..." Ruby paused and lifted something out of her pocket.
" I was saving this for when you got an important role…. But I think now's a good time as any…" She said to herself.
"...!" You looked at it with sorrow and glee.
It was a diamond ring made out of the most precious material found in remnant. It glimmered in the winter's florence creating a scenic view as ruby proposed to you.
"Aubrine…. Will you marry me?"
She said getting on her knees (Ha!)
"Oh yes! YES I WILL RUBY!"
You lept into the air and hugged ruby tighter than you ever had before.
*bububub*
Your stomach gurgled.
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
A loud and foul smelling fart released itself from the depths of your bowels. It smelled like dissolved casserole and rotten eggs. Ruby smelled it, but was practically used to your gas by now.
"Heheh. I guess that's the smell of love…" She joked.
You two then got married and had many kids.
