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"Conner...CONNER... Superboy!" My mind finally started working again, I stopped staring at dick working out and turned to Artemis "err yes?" "Remember at the beginng of the year you paid me fifty bucks to tell you every time you forgot something with dick?" "Please tell me I didn't-" "anniversary." "Fuck." "Fourth." "I'm dead! That's why he's been training for seven hours, he is going to kill me." "Eh, probably" she pulled out her phone and checked it "so yeah, fourth, your exact words were plant a garden of geraniums outside the mansion before breakfast, dig up a blue topaz for lunch and a room full of nothing but silk for bed time." "Arty... It's nine o clock at night." "Yes, I established the dead part didn't I?" "What do I do what do I do?" "Bedroom." "I'm superboy not elastic man!" "Eh, good luck." "Stop eh-ing me! That is less helpful than kryptonite!" I shot one last glance at dick who had just ripped the head off of a training dummy. I leapt towards happy harbor and landed in a back alley, I pulled my I heart batman baseball cap out of my back pocket and ran into a florists "geraniums?" "Pink?" I sighed "no blue?" "Sorry happy harbor soil." "How many gay boys do you think know the difference?" She patted my shoulder and I bought six dozen.i ran back to our shared apartment that offered the compromise of evading Tim Jason and Damian and allowed other activities... I ran to the closet and dug through it "blue kryptonite and pink kryptonite... "One does nothing the other makes me horny, neither helps!"
I heard the door open and footsteps pad across the floor towards our room, finally the door handle turned and dick stepped in, he was still in training gear, I was on the bed, naked, hard, fingering myself and surrounded by geraniums and non lethal kryptonite. His eyes glance over the room like its empty and he pads over t the bathroom, closes the door and I here the shower turn on.
"Dick please talk to me!" "He's done this before... Well it was before I was a sperm in Bruce's balls, but essentially, he got so mad at Bruce he chose silence over murder." I frowned at Damian " how did Batman fix it?" "If i told you it would be like revealing the man behind the curtain." "Damian three days! Ill kill a wicked witch just tell me!."he shook his head.
"Fix him damn it! I can't take it anymore SB! He's killing me! Killing me! I have a high pain tolerance and I'm barely resisting taking drugs!" "Wally I can't fix it! He won't even talk to me!" " he's been crashing with me and my parents for four days now! Four days! My parents went on a trip to Florida! He is so freaking energetic! But then when he falls asleep it's worse than arkham!"
"I'm here before you on my knees begging." "Conner get off of my leg." I DST back and looked up at Bruce Wayne "tell me how you did it..." "It's not someone I can teach." "Blank check?" "It's still not something I can teach." "Please" he scribbled something On a sheet of paper and handed it down to me.
"Dick please talk to me, he was jogging, it had started to drizzle rain and I told him he should get up of the rain but he continued ignoring my existence. It turned into a full downpour but he kept running, the temperature kept dropping but he ignored it for almost an hour "dick stop! Your gonna freeze to death!" I grabbed his wrist and sun him around to face me, his free arm threw back reay for a uncut hat I was sure would smash concrete, "richie please-" dicks big blue eyes bubbled until there was nothing but shining teary blue and not a speck of white he surged forward, I was expecting judo, or art of eight limbs, definitely not him hugging me and fitting himself under my chin "I hate your slimy guts"