Okay its time fooooooooooorrrrr .Hack//Bloopers!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own .hack or any thing else random in this fic. Will anyone help me take over the world though?

Corien: hi! This is my first fic so dun kill me! I will accept flames, but dun blame me if my demon form takes over and kills u! ^-^

Crim: I suggest u listen to her...

Corien: also, I warn u that there will be sum Sora, Subaru, Mimiru, and more character bashing! Oh and I thank my friend Mireielle A.K.A madame woof woof for some of the ideas in this fic!

Chapter 1... The .Hack//SIGN Beginning Theme Bloopers!!!!

Mysterious girl (now to be called Sarah for my lack of creativity) in the very beginning does her dance and hits the camera when she puts her hand out in front of her. She puts her hands over her mouth and says "OH!!! I AM SSSSSSSOOOO SORRY!!!!!"

Sarah starts over then does her cartwheel...thing then falls and lands on her ass.

Now with the close ups!

Mimiru does the close up of her face and starts cracking up. Laughing can be heard off stage.

Bear does the close up of his face and does the confused face...thing. Laughing is once again off set.

Aura is doing her floaty thing in the middle of the song. Subaru who is just too stupid and dense to know that she isn't supposed to be under Aura when she is floating is of coarse walking under her... Aura's support wire breaks and Aura falls and lands on Subaru. Aura "AHHH!!! Damn that hurt!" Subaru "could... you... please.... get.. off... of.. me..! You're really heavy!" Aura starts crying so all of the people from all of the .Hack series start beating up Subaru for making Aura cry.

Now on with the character uhhhhhhhhhh weapon show off mabobs..

BT swings her staff and hits Subaru off stage. Subaru kinks BT's staff with her axe. BT "you broke my staff you bitch!" BT starts using random spells on her.

Bear is moon walking and trips over himself. He knocks Mimiru off her ladder that she normally jumps from rendering her unconscious.

Corien: well that's it for now! I'll update soon with more bloopers from the beginning theme!

Crim: please review!