Hats can give pleasure
an Aleks x Jordan's Hat fanfic.
The day started off normally for Aleks, waking up in his apartment, eating some breakfast, and heading over to the House. He was editing some videos on a laptop when suddenly, Jordan came running in meowing, wearing his trademark hat. Aleks pretty much ignored Jordan, until he made a sideways glance past his screen and saw his hat. Jordan's hat was a normal hat, red in color, and didn't attract much attention. But suddenly, Aleks felt something he had never felt before. Alex had to have that hat. He wanted it. He needed it. He also suddenly got a raging boner. Noticing the strange look on Aleks's face, Jordan became uneasy and left the room, no longer meowing.
Aleks had to make a plan. After all, if he was ever going to get the pleasure he deserved, he needed that hat. "It's so red," thought Aleks. The first thing that he would do would be to just ask Jordan for his hat. And if that didn't work, he would just wait for the right time and take it. Either way, he would have to act normally, and especially nice to Jordan. Under no circumstances would he tell anybody what was going on. At this point it was too late to stop Aleks.
"I mean it's so weird, Eddie," said Jordan, " One second he was yelling at me, the next he was asking if i needed any help with anything. That is so not like him." Eddie thought for a moment, "I have noticed him being awfully weird lately." "Who knows," said Jordan, "but it's probably nothing."
They were very, very wrong.
Aleks had just asked Jordan if he could borrow his hat and Jordan, being cautious, asked what he would do with it. "Oh just normal hat stuff, like, um, wearing it, and um, maybe taking it to my apartment for a bit," he said. Jordan thought that this was a noble cause, and handed the hat to him. Aleks had trouble not jumping up and down with glee right in front of Jordan, but contained himself. The best part is to come, he thought to himself. The best part...
As soon as Aleks walked into his apartment, he locked the door and pushed a chair up against it. Nothing was going to disturb this moment. Nothing. He stripped down to his boxers and jumped onto his bed, clutching the hat. At this point, some would say Aleks was acting a little... crazed. "stop whining, you dirty slut," he yelled at the hat, " your gonna get what you deserve!"
A few minutes later, a UPS man on his daily shipping routine reported to his boss very loud, strange moaning sounds and foul language coming from the apartment next door to the one he was delivering to. His boss said it was probably just one of the kinky, sex-crazed freaks of the world, doing what they do best. The UPS man did not want to know what they did best...
Later that day, Aleks returned the hat to Jordan, red-faced and sweating. "Here Jordan, don't mind it smells a little bit, I was, um, working out... yeah, " said Aleks, " Thanks for letting me borrow it." "No problem," said Jordan. After Aleks left, Jordan put on the hat and noticed some sticky, white substance clinging to it, but dismissed it. "What kind of workouts was he doing?" he thought for a second, "whatever, I'll ask him later."
The End