Human: hello
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Human: i'm stu
God: I am always glad to make new friends, stu.
Human: me too
God: I'm glad we agree, stu.
Human: do you..ummm..wanna talk about zombies
God: Yes I try to ummm wanna talk about zombies as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Human: what?
God: No problem
Human: are you stupid?
God: No stu I certainly am not stupid.
Human: why don't you understand me then?
God: I understand you very well.
Human: do you like zombies
God: But I like to gossip. I really like the Christianity faith.
Human: i'm not sure about religion
God: Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about religion
Human: the fing is right, my mate murdocs a satanist, is it bad?
God: Who told you that?
Human: murdoc
God: murdoc said murdoc?
Human: what?
God: No problem.
Human: no!
God: Are you serious?
Human: yes, you're annoyin me now blud
God: I can't believe it. Thanks for telling me that I am annoyin you now blud.
Human: believe it then
God:"it" being zombies?
Human: ok sure
God: OK let's do it. Awesome. Hurrah!
Human: yeah zombies!
God: Ayuh. Do you still ummm wanna talk about zombies?
Human: yeah!
God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: i love zombies
God: You love zombies. What do you like about it so much?
Human: i dunno, kinda like they are really slow, but always get you in the end
God: Me either. I think there might be a few exception.
Human: yeah, new zombies are too fast, it don't work
God: Hmm. How recently? All of them?
Human: yup
God: Do you still ummm wanna talk about zombies?
Human: we are
God: Since when?
Human: now
God: Right now, stu ?
Human: yes!
God: Great.
Human: cool
God: Who is the best robot?
Human: bye bye, you're annoying me