He felt light…weightless even. Dimly, he could hear someone approaching. They were making a weird crunching sound with every step. It was kinda annoying really. Cracking open one eyelid Gintoki took in his surroundings. What he saw was a little…concerning. In the simplest terms, he felt like he had been transported into some cheesy romance flick. Waking up in a field of flowers where a beautiful Mary Sue would find him. Then he was supposed to see some other, insanely hot girl and go for her while the Mary Sue helps him. Then he would realize he loved the Mary Sue after the insanely hot girl died or something. The crunching stopped as Gintoki realized the Mary Sue had reached him, her head blocking out the sun.
"Yo, what's up?" Gintoki murmured nonchalantly, trying to build up his image of the cool tsundere type. The natural perm frowned, for some reason the girl wasn't talking. Was it his breath? Could Stands have bad breath? "What's wrong, am I so handsome that you're awestruck by my beauty?" He could hear her laugh, a soft tinkling one. But if she was so happy, why did her laugh sound so sad?
"I was expecting to see a Gary Sue, but I only found a natural perm." The voice was quiet, and Gintoki strained to hear her.
"So Mary Sue-san, am I in heaven?" He smiled at the woman. And also begged to Kami-sama that he wasn't about to get trolled by meeting an ogre.
"Nope. There aren't violent gorilla woman in Heaven." Sitting up straight Gintoki looked the woman over, vaguely wondering why she called herself a violent gorilla woman. The woman looked beautiful, to say the least but not extraordinarily so. If he were to say anything about her, Gintoki would describe her as…tired.
"So what's your name then?" Gintoki contemplated over changing his name but discarded the idea. A name was a part of who you were. "Name's Sakata Gintoki." The violent gorilla woman opened her mouth and closed it.
"Namenashi." The silver haired male cocked an eyebrow before standing up. If the woman wanted to be called nameless, it was for her own reasons. And if the brown haired woman wanted to tell him he would wait.
"What do I do know? I always forget what you do after the introduction." With a giggle, Namenashi pulled Gintoki out of the flowers. The dandelions tickled Gintoki, trying to pull him back to sleep.
"Did you forget to read the instruction manual Gin-San? You have to level up your stats so you can advance in the story."
"Can't I just skip through it and go to the hot spring scene?" An intense pain filled Gintoki as his foot was crushed by the deceptively nice Namenashi. All resistance from then on ended. He would follow the storyline and not skip through it.
"No, your health is too low. And you need more charm so the woman will only stomp on your kintama." As the Shiroyasha was dragged into the city, a horrifying thought crossed his mind. At this rate he would get the masochist ending!