GOB: YAY! New Fic!

Kai: yah, party *sarcasm*

GOB: I know! Isn't this absolutely great??? This is a new joint fic between me and Lychee Fairy! I write the first chapter, she writes the second, I write the third, she writes the fourth.... and so on forth! Please review and be NICE!!!!!!!!!! Or else...

Kai: GOB & LF do not own beyblade so don't sue unless you want to be counter-sued!

GOB: Kai's a little OOC in the sense he's talks more and well, talks more!!! And I'll probably switching around Ray and Rei so live with it! I am...

Max: This chapter will be pretty short, because GOB and Lychee Fairy do not feel like writing a nice, big, long chapter if you people don't like it!!!!!

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Summery: Fame, Fortune, Fans... They've got it all. But what happens when they give it all up and go in hiding, trying to have a normal life. Hiding out in a small city, they're put through the things normal teens are. When they're found out, do they want to go back to the life of Fame, Fortune and Fans, or back to normal, everyday life? A joint -fic between Girl-Over- Bored and Lychee Fairy!!!

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*** Bladebreakers On Strike!!! *** Chapter 1.

"I hate this..." Rei muttered to Max tiredly, as he signed another autograph, and smiled a big smile at the girl who didn't even seem to notice, or care. She was much to busy screaming with joy and glee, and in the process, driving everyone deaf.

"I know." Max agreed, as he went through the same thing Rei did. "My mouth hurts from smiling so much!"

"Don't you smile 24/7?" An extremely bored voice asked. Max and Rei looked at Kai, surprised he had spoken. The same thought ran through both their minds, "Too bad Tyson and Kenny weren't here for that!"

Kenny was trying to wake Tyson up, as he had slept in during the Bladebreakers millionth, or what seemed like millionth, autograph session.

"Yeah, well, that was because I wanted to smile!" Max said in answer to Kai's question, "Now it's more like a chore, or job, or responsibility, or- "

Rei cut Max off, "We get the picture Max."

He smiled another fake smile as he signed another photo of himself for a teenage girl who was extremely flirty. In all honesty, he wouldn't have noticed her even if she was stripping right in front of him. He felt like a robot; smile, sign autograph, smile, come up with some mindless comment, smile, say good-bye, repeat.

"Sorry I'm late!" Tyson gasped as he slid into his sheet, and began signing autographs.

"No big deal, Tyson." Rei shrugged, "It's not like I can blame you. We were up all night at that news conference."

"Yeah," Max agreed, as he went through the robotic routine, "I'm completely exhausted!"

"Me too." Kenny said, as he slumped into a chair, yawning and rubbing his eyes tiredly. (GOB: Yes he has eyes, don't be a smart aleck!)

"Well snap out of it." Kai retorted, going through his little robotic routine. It differed from the others. His was; don't glare, sign autograph, don't glare, don't insult the person, don't glare, mutter bye, repeat.

"We still have another autograph session after this at another mall, then a press conference, then we're supposed to have lunch with some business big shots, then training with Mr. Dickinson's 'special' trainers!" Kai stopped short at the 'special' trainers part.

He was extremely pissed off at Mr. Dickinson for getting them 'special' trainers. Not that he minded someone else dealing with Tyson's training habits, but these people had NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT THEY WERE DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I know! Man, I'm beginning to really miss Kai's training sessions!" Tyson groaned.

"Yeah," Kenny muttered, "At least then you guys actually learned things and improved."

"Yeah and that's only the 'fun' stuff we're doing today!" Rei said gloomily, as Max sighed.

"We still have to do the 'boring' stuff to! I'm beginning to miss living a normal life..."

"Yeah, me too." The others, well the others except for Kai, agreed with Max whole hardily.

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Kai sighed as he watched Dranzer spin.

The others were with the 'special' trainers that Mr. Dickinson had hired. Kai had blatantly refused training with them, even going so far as to start attacking the 'trainers' with Dranzer.

The others, unfortunately, had gotten stuck doing as the, as Kai put it, fucking - retarded - so - called - special - trainers - who - don't - know - what - the - hell - they - are - doing - and - couldn't - blade - their - way - out - of - a - paper - sack, ordered.

"This is ridiculous..." Kai thought, "All we're doing is becoming more and more like little puppets for the BBA to put on display, and make them look good."

Kai sighed, and shook his head a little to clear it out. He then muttered softly, slightly growling with frustration,

"We seriously need a break. A break from being the BBA's, the Media's, hell, the World's, little puppets put on display and at everyone's beck and call..."

"I completely agree." Max said, walking up to Kai.

Kai looked up surprised, though he didn't show it on his face.

"You should be with the trainers..." Kai said in a monotone, slightly laced with disapproval.

"Come on, Kai!" Max groaned, as he flopped onto the grass, "You should know above all people that those so-called trainers don't know what the hell they are talking about! You have to stop them Kai!!!!!! They're telling us to practice going in a straight line!!!!!! A STRAIGHT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!"

By now, Max was on his knees, begging Kai to put a stop to this.

Kai sighed, and called back his blade.

"I know Max, I know." He frowned in concentration for a moment, "Listen to me Max. Go back to training like everything's fine."

"But it's not!!!" Max cried, to which Kai smirked and said,

"No, it's not. But when we make our escape, it will be."

"What do you mean, Kai?" Max asked.

"Let's all take a break," Kai said, his smirk growing bigger as he spoke, "I have a few... friends... who would be able to help us sneak out of the public eye for a while. I even know of a city where we could lay low in. Well, what do you think? Do you think the others would be up for a little time off?"

Max's face lit up with a grin, as he replied, "OF COURSE!!!!"

"Good," Kai answered as he once again shot out Dranzer and watched his blade dodge the obstacles, "We'll talk to the others tonight. After all the bodyguards have fallen asleep."

"But Kai," Max asked confused, "How are we going to get them to fall asleep?"

"Heh," Kai smirked, "Leave that to me. I didn't spend half my life in the allies without learning a trick or two. And luckily for us, slipping sleeping powder into someone's drink or food was one of the many things I mastered."

With that, Max quickly made his way back to the training room, while glancing at the guards as he went past.

He couldn't help smirking at the thought of those self-important guys knocked out by a punked out teen who slipped them sleeping powder!

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GOB: There you go!!! NOW REVIEW!!!!!!!!

Rei: Short, sweet, and to the point.