A Place to Call home


Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto Orochimaru would be an evil band director

Story Quote: "This is all your fault Kakashi!" -Tsunade


Chapter 1: Lonely

Benitora Ramen walked through the streets of Konoha looking for his best friend Shino. He had just finished guard duty at the gates. Sometimes he really hated being an ANBU; the work could just get way too boring. Especially when all you do is stare at the top-s of trees all day waiting for something to happen.

He was about to give up trying to find Shino and just go home when he finally spotted the other boy. "Hey Shino" Benitora called out happily. "How about you come over to my place to hang out later?"

"…" Was all he got from the other boy.

"Cool, I'll see you later then." Benitora had no clue if Shino would actually show up or not, but he really hoped so. Living by yourself could get kind of lonely after all. He had been in the Leaf Village for only a few weeks and didn't have many friends. Shino was really the only one he had at the moment. Kakashi, his idol ignored him, Neji wanted to kill him, Anko and Sakura were just plain scary most of the time, Genma thought he was annoying, Tsunade was like an annoying aunt, and Kiba, well Kiba was cool but that mutt of his was homicidal in Benitora's opinion.

Benitora finally arrived home. "Home, sweet home. Gosh I need to get a dog…No scratch that, a cat." He shuddered as the thought of the monstrosity Kiba called a pet. "It's too quiet here," he sighed loudly then went to get cleaned up. After having a quick meal of instant ramen (the only thing he could cook without having to call the local fire station) he decided that he really needed to get more furniture. All he had in his in his apartment was a table, one chair and his bed. He couldn't even unpack the cloths he had brought with him; not that he had many cloths. But nobody could blame him. He hadn't really stayed in one spot for more than a few months after he turned ten. He was always traveling for one reason or another. But he hoped that he would be able to make a life for himself in his parents' home village.

A few minutes later he heard a soft knock on the door. "It's Shino," he yelled as he happily bounded towards the door. He flung the door open yelling; "Shino you do ca…" he stopped as he realized Shino was not the one at his door.


Angie: I think I'm having one of your things...

Berty: What?

Angie: You know...an...oh what is it!!

Berty: An epiphany?

Angie: Yeah, one of those things

Berty: About what?

Angie: We should get a job so we can afford more manga

Berty: It's brilliant

T.T.: And thus began the adventures known as:

The Glitter Mafia Goes to Work!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genma: This is going to end badly