AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik (Here it goes!) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Ur a homophone! (geddit) raven, bloodytearz666 (Sounds promising) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling (Did a great job, as you can see…). U rok! (Rocks! I loved them. I even used to collect them!) Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Hello there, my name is Amelle Isabella Rose Britney Timberlake – Ebony's evil prep clone) and I have long ebony black hair (damn, I have ebony pink hair...lucky goffs!) (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips (Feel the rainbow, taste the rainbow!) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes (now I really am envious. I love blue eyes!) like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Poor Amy! I actually like her music, by the way) (AN (amino-nitrile, geddit cuz I'm a chemistry geek): if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (Ah, too bad, I already know…I'm stuck forever!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was (O RLY?) because he's a major fucking hottie. (nice language for a fanfic!) I'm a vampire (I hate vampires) but my teeth are straight and white (I thought they'd be bent and purple, my bad). I have pale white skin (Captain Obvious strikes again). I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). (This sentence sounded almost okay…except for "England". I didn't realise until recently that Hogwarts is in Scotland – we call the whole country England here.) I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (glad you informed me!) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (*cough*prep*cough*) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today (Oh, no, I remember this part! Go away before it's too late!) I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (Meh, so you did read it. I warned you not to!) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun (You know your geography, Ebony!), which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. (Why did they? I have no idea) I put up my middle finger at them. (Nice attitude. Solves all the problems)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. (I thought only people could shout. Ah, wait, this is Ebonyland, not Earth. My mistake!) I looked up. It was... (Ron in a Ford Anglia?) Draco Malfoy! (Close enough.)
"What's up Draco?" I asked. (What's up Doc? / Shh...I'm hunting a wabbit! Looney Tunes FTW! Now back to the epic fai-story, I mean.)
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Think it was "slyly". Would...umh...suit Draco better, don't ya think?)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (That's some intelligent conversation)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (You know...this "chapta" is actually a masterpiece compared to the next ones...)