Introduction: This is a rather funny song parody by linkin-park-luver, our
friend
miss. hermiony granger, and yours truly. It's from Sirius's POV and just in
time for the
holidays!
So please, enjoy and have a happy whatever it is you celebrate! VDS :)
"You're A Mean One Sev'rus Snape"
You're a mean one, Sev'rus Snape
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a Bas'lic
You're as charming as an eel, Sev'rus Snape,
You're a bad banana with greasy black hair!
You're a monster, Sev'rus Snape,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Sev'rus Snape,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot broom!
You're a slime-ball, Sev'rus Snape,
I'd run you off a cliff,
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick hippogriff, Sev'rus Snape,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the,
Um, seasick hippogriff!
You're a rotter, Sev'rus Snape,
You're the king of snively sots,
You're a heart of dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots, Sev'rus
Snape,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Sev'rus Snape,
With a nauseous super "naus!",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and
You drive a crooked hoss, Sev'rus Snape,
Your soul is an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up
knots!
You're a foul one, Sev'rus Snape,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk, Sev'rus Snape
The three words that best describe you are as follows,
And I quote, "Slink, slank, slunk"!
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter, or the song, "You're A Mean One
Mister Grinch".
Because if we did, you can bet your @$$ we wouldn't be wasting time doing
this.