"Howdy Spongebob!" Sandy shouted "You wanna get your butt wooped now?"
"Oh, poor Sandy," Spongebob called back "but it is you who's going to get served tonight!"
The two friends clashed, hitting each other with chops, kicks, and any other karate move.
"Well, Spongebob," Sandy said between attacks "you sure are getting better. But you're still no match for me! Hiya!"
She kicked Spongebob square in the gut. The force sent him slamming through a wall. Fortunately he bounced off.
"Whee, Sandy! I'm flying!
Up and down, he bounced around the Treedome. But he had to stop eventually. And that would start the craziness. He hit Sandy while her back was turned. They landed on her tree, Sandy's soft head colliding with rough bark and hard wood.
"Sandy are you ok?!! Sandy!"
He did everything to wake her up. He shook her. He tickled her. He told her jokes. Nothing.
"Please Sandy! Don't go away! You're my best friend. Please.
Then he had an idea. Unfortunately it was a bad idea. He removed his water helmet and poured it on her, hoping to shock her with the cold wetness. But then he started to lose his breath. He tried to get out, but he became too weak. He shriveled up under the bright sun, drying up every cell of his body. Eventually, he was just a still sponge gasping for water.
"Water! Neptune please!" Spongebob cried out. But no one heard him.
Just then, Sandy woke up. She looked dazed. She heard Spongebob's pleas for help.
"Hang on, critter!" she said.
She looked for a hose. She found it next to Spongebob's water helmet. She grabbed it and poured water in the helmet. She then placed it over Spongebob.
"Thanks Sandy!" Spongebob went to hug her. He squeezed her as tightly as possible.
"Um, who?" she asked.
"You, silly!"
"Um, I think you've got the wrong squirrel."
"That's silly, Sandy!" Spongebob chuckled.
"Stop calling me Sandy. I'm not her."
"Ok, I'll play along" Spongebob joked. "What's your name then.
"I, uh, I don't know."
"Impossible, Not Sandy. But I know you remember my name, right?"
"Uh, no."
"What?!!" Spongebob was shocked. "Don't you remember me, Patrick, Bikini Bottom, even Texas?"
Sandy replied simply.
"I forgot."