Ayame sat at his desk, thinking. Shigure had written a screenplay, he had to write one to! Suddenly, inspiration struck him. He began to write.
Setting: A lovely restaurant. Tohru is eating across from Ayame's lovely younger brother Prince Yuki.
Tohru: Oh Yuki, this soba is almost as lovely as your lovely face.
Yuki: But nowhere near as lovely as your loveliness.
Tohru: Oh Yuki!
They embrace across the table. Yuki transforms into a rat with a poof.
Tohru: And you are so snuggly in this form!
Restaurant worker: And tasty and edible!
Chef: That is where the chicken went! Quick, restaurant worker Pablo! Grab the chicken! I must roast it!
Tohru: That's not a chicken! THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!
Silence falls amongst the restaurant. Customers exchange awkward looks while leaving.
Chef: The customers left! The chicken must be cursed!
Pablo: Let us throw it out the window, Chef Diego!
They throw Yuki "The chicken" out the window.
Tohru: Yuki! NO!
Tohru throws herself out the window after him.
Pablo: She named a chicken?
Diego: Who knows? Girls are mysterious creatures. I'm going to go to Ayame's fantasy store to buy maid outfits!
Pablo: I love that store! Let's go!
Ayame grinned. He wrote a whole screenplay! He had even snuck an advertisement into it! Hatori would be so proud.