"She's up to something. I can tell." I whispered to my girlfriend.
"Who?" She muttered back distractedly.
"Minerva. She's... well, there's only one way to put it- but it's never happened before- I think she's, well smiling." I replied.
"I don't think that's an 'up to something' smile, it's more of a post sex glow."
"Let's ask her." We sidled up to her, smiling innocently.
"Hiya Min! How are you?" I asked.
"Fine, why?" she responded. "What did you two do?"
"What makes you think we did something?" my girlfriend said.
"Your smiles. They are far too innocent."
"You see Minnie, that is just what we were talking about. Your smile makes me think that you're up to something, but Lyzzi here thinks that you just had sex. Which one is it?" I asked.
Minnie blushed. "Neither!" she exclaimed. I looked at Lyzzi,
"She had sex." Lyzzi declared. We turned to Minnie. "Who was it? Was he good? Where?"
"I am NOT telling you about my sex life!" Minnie screeched. The noise in the common room dropped considerably at her statement. We stared at her.
"Fine. Merlin! Tom Riddle, amazing, fourth floor broom closet." She said, not looking at us. I did a happy dance.
"Wait- you mean the one right next to Professor Dumbledore's office?" Lyzzi asked.
"CRAP! We forgot silencing spells!!"
Hope you enjoy it! I did!