This is something I got after watching Fruits Basket and Fullmetal Alchemist while eating 2 bags of potato chips and 2 cans of Pepsi. While you read it, I'm going out to burn the calories I've gained.

I don't own Fruits Basket or FMA. Oh and this is not my first Fruits Basket fic. This is a crossover.

Another average day in the Sohma family. As usual, Kyo and Yuki starts to fight each other like their zodiacs cat and mouse. They have done this well... everyday. As Tohru tried to stop their fight only to accidently hugged both of them and turned them into animals.

"I'm sorry." said Tohru. Hwoever the two ignored her and chased each other (or in this case, Kyo chasing Yuki). The chase leads them outside not only their house, but also the forest.

"I got you now!" Kyo pounced onto Yuki only to get catched by an old man around 90 year old with golden eyes and hair. His name is Alphonse Elric.

"A cat! Can we keep him brother?" asked Alphonse to his brother who's also had golden hair and eye. His name is Edward Elric.

"From childhood till this day you still like cats?" asked Edward.

"Please brother? I always wanted to have my own cat before I died." Al begged to his brother.

"Fine." Ed replied with a bored tone as the two walk away. Yuki tried to stop the Elrics only to re-transformed into his naked human self. Fortunately he managed to enter the forest without being spoted.

Sohma's residence:

"Where's Kyo?" asked Tohru to Yuki, who's already finished wearing his clothes. Just then the front door was opened. As she looks at the door, she saw Kyo naked.

And you know what would she react right?

"What happen out there?" asked Yuki.

"You don't want to know." answered Kyo. Unknown to both Yuki and Tohru, Kyo had accidently murdered two old men.

Flashback:

"I can't wait to show this to Winry!" said Al with an excitement in his mind as he cuddles Kyo. Just then Kyo re-transformed back into his human self, naked, good enouth to give the Elrics a shocker which leads them to fell to the ground, suffering heart attacks. Good thing the forest was near Kyo and there are no one seeing this. If not, not only he get arrested for murdering, but also have the Sohma's curse revealed to public.

Whoever thought Kyo had done sonething that the Humonculus cannot do: Kill the Elrics.

A/N: I know. A very dumb crossover if you asked me. Flame or not, depends on your mood.