Disclaimer- *sigh* No matter how much I wish it were true I do not own the Akatsuki or Naruto.
Rating- You know Hidan is in this. So why even ask.
It all began in extremely early in the Akatsuki lair. Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Kakuzu had all been summoned to meet Pein in the main room and were not being calm about it . In fact they were all being quite hostile.
"What the f*ck is this all about?" screamed, everyone's favorite Jashinist, Hidan. Angry shouts followed his question. Even S-rank criminals can be unhappy about being woken up really early. Pein raised his hand for a few more minutes the shouts died down. "You are probably all wondering why I summoned you here this morning," Pein said perfectly oblivious to the fact that Hidan had just voiced that same thought not two minutes ago. "The answer is we will be having a new member joining us soon and I need you four to go and retrieve her..." "Her? You mean were finally getting another chick?" Hidan interrupted earning himself a glare from the others who actually wanted to hear about the new member. Pein nodded. "Yes..." "Then why do you need all four of us to go? Because, as you already know, time is money." This time it was Kakuzu who had voiced his opinion. Pein sighed, " May I please finish?" There were several nods. "Now I am sending all for of you because not only will you be bringing her back to HQ, you will also be bringing another girl. Both are extremely powerful but I don't think that this will be a problem. Normally I would send only one team, but these are not normal circumstances as it seems that one of our members knows both of these women that will be joining us." Confused glances washed over all four of the Akatsuki members faces as they tried to remember girls from their long-since forgotten villages. "Actually, Pein said, it's Deidara who knows this young lady. He knows her very well actually." With that he handed Deidara the file and disappeared. Deidara opened the file, glanced at the picture inside, before smiling and closing it up.
After dispersing, The four missing-nin returned to their rooms to prepare for the following journey. Hidan and Kakuzu were debating how Deidara might have known the girls. Or rather Hidan was debating with himself over how Deidara could know two girls, while Hidan still thought he was gay."Maybe they're his sisters," offered Hidan, who was lying on the watching kakuzu pack his bag. Hidan's stuff had been shoved into a duffel bag with hardly any regard for the garmets' well being. "Or maybe they were just ninja's who were in the academy at the same time as him." He nodded at this thought as though he had settled the argument with himself. Kakuzu shut his bag with a loud snap causing Hidan to jump. " You know what I think? I think you should gather your things and prepare to leave." Kakuzu growled. Hidan scowled but got his bag anyways and followed Kakuzu out the door.