I don't own InuYasha or like…anything except the shoes on my feet. HAHAHA! I'm not wearing any shoes! So um yeah that's my disclaimer...if u don't like it than that's too damn bad u can't sew me like I said I have no money.

Chapter 1: In which InuYasha and the gang encounter an unlikely foe.

"Kagome?" asked InuYasha.

"Yes, InuYasha?"

"Well, I've been wondering…Why do you have that bicycle, if you never ride it, even when we are walking a long way?"

"Ummm…good point. I guess it's kind of like…my trade mark." Kagome said in a slight tone of annoyance.

"But it doesn't matter. You have it, but I still always get stuck hauling your fat ass everywhere. And still, even if it is your "trademark" you could at least ride it!" InuYasha said, his voice growing angry.

"Ok, let's break this up." Miroku said in his best tone of reasoning.

"They are always looking to start a fight." Sango sighed disappointedly.

"I'm not looking to start a fight, I'm just pointing out how retarded it is that Kagome has a bicycle but I end up carrying her anyways!" InuYasha said, in protest of Sango's comment.

"He has a point." Miroku said, as Sango nodded her head.

"Oh, I see how it is, everyone is on his side. Well, fine! Why don't I just leave!"

"Well…ok, that sounds good." InuYasha said with a calm voice.

"Yeah, I'm ok with that" Miroku said.

"Well…bye Kagome" said Sango seemingly unfazed by Kagome's threats to depart.

"NO! Don't go Kagome! You are a valuable asset to our group! " Shippo said, with tears in his eyes.

"I'm sorry Shippo, you won't be able to stop me this time."

"Well, bye guys. It's been fun. I'll miss you." And with that Kagome left.

"Jeeze, does she have to do that every single day?" asked InuYasha after Kagome had walked off.

"More or less" Miroku answered.

"She will be back by lunch" Shippo betted.

"No way, within an hour at the most." Sango said.

"Yeah, probably," and with that, the bets were placed, and our gang set off into the forest.

They walked in silence for a time but after about twenty minutes later Kagome rejoined the gang.

"Damnit, I'm out twenty bucks. I thought for sure I'd win this time…" Shippo sighed

"Hahaha! Pay up, sucker!" Sango laughed and held out her hand with an evil grin.

"Sango, I sense a dark cloud surrounding you." Miroku declared in a mystical voice.

"Oh God, Miroku, get your whore-money somewhere else! I'm not buying it!" Sango shouted angrily.

"Hmm that one usually works…" Miroku muttered under his breath.

"Aaahhhhh!" screeched a voice from the distance

"Wow, that sounds just like Shippo when he's having——well, never mind" InuYasha exclaimed.

"OH MY GOD! InuYasha, Osuwari!"

At Kagome's words, InuYasha face-planted into the ground.

"I give it a 7.5 for execution, and a 9 for the landing." Shippo said.

"She is a cruel mistress…" sighed Miroku, shaking his head had InuYasha crumbled body.

"Damn, I usually get at least an 8 on execution I don't know what in doing wrong…" InuYasha pondered to him self.

"Wait, who?" asked Sango, confused about what had just happened as she'd been busy counting her money to make sure that cheep-skate-Shippo hadn't cheated her by using all ones.

"I don't even know anymore, I try to zone him out." said Shippo adding his two-cents where they were clearly not wanted.

"Well anyways, let's go check out that random scream…Cummon gang!" InuYasha said trying to hide his excitement.

"Man, what the hell is this? Scooby Doo?" Sango asked.

"OO-OO-OO I wanna be Freddy!" exclaimed InuYasha.

"No way! I'm Freddy!" said Shippo

"Than what am I?" InuYasha asked

"Well duh! You are Scooby Doo."

"And if you are Scooby Doo, than I am Shaggy, because you are my puppy!" Kagome said in her best sexy voice.

"Oh God, that's sick! GET A ROOM!" Shippo exclaimed.

"Well than, I guess we are Freddy and Daphne" Miroku said eyeing Sango.

"Then who gets to be Velma? Cuz hell knows Shippo is dumber than a retarded-monkey Sango said bluntly.

"Retarded by human-standards or by monkey-standards…it makes a difference you know." Miroku stated

"Monkey" said Shippo. "Yeah, I know I'm more stupider than a very stupidy monkey."

"Ummm…yeah, did anyone catch that?" asked InuYasha.

"Nope, not me" Kagome answered.

"Ok, for real" said Miroku "we should go check-out that scream."

"Oh yeah… he's prolly dead by now, but we might be in time to poke his dead body before anyone notices and cares." InuYasha always did know how to have fun.

"Yay! I love doing that! Let's go!" and with that Shippo started running down the path.

:A few moments later they arrived at the place where the scream was heard:

"Wow there where a lot of people in this town I mean damn…that's a lot of dead bodies" InuYasha commented blandly.

"OH MY GOD! It's Naraku!" exclaimed Shippo, who actually seemed surprised.

"Okay…who saw that one coming?" said InuYasha disappointed "Cuz I sure did…"

"I mean, the title is an UNLIKELY foe, I was guessing, like, Shippo's-father-turned-to-the-dark-side or something…" said Sango.

"Yeah, Naraku is in every fuggin episode" Kagome said annoyed.

"WOW the main villain, what a surprise! Oh, and it's a puppet too oh my goodness like those aren't in EVERY episode!" Sango yelled sarcastically.

"Ok, this is stupid. Let's leave," InuYasha said disappointed.

"Hey where are you going?" Naraku (well his puppet) said.

"Well, we're just saying you aren't worth our time" Miroku sighed.

"Oh well ok…Bye then" Naraku said calmly

"See he's not such a bad guy after all" Kagome said

"Yeah like Hitler he wasn't ALL bad…well he was mostly bad but….ok I don't know where I'm going with this." said Shippo again, with his unwanted-two-cents.

:And with that said, our heroes set-off:

"Aaaahhhh!" cried a strange voice from the distance.

"Oh my God, what now!" demanded InuYasha.

: To be continued: