I don't own Harry potter!
Ms. Woods,
The ministry of magic has ordered a new class to be put in the curriculum.
I wanted to warn you now. The Gryffindors are having a Family Class with the Slytherins. This is to promote house unity on my part. But your partners are already picked. You will be with Sirius Black and Severus Snape. I feel like I must explain to you about this class a little more.
Mr. Snape will take a potion that makes his age go down to five. You and Mr. Black will be his 'parents' for the school year. You will also have a baby appear around November. This one you will be able to name and it will look like both you, and Mr. Black. It will be like you are married and have your own child. You will be assigned a flat in the grounds and you will get a key. You will be paid in fake currency for going to class, and have to pay bills, clean, and buy stuff for your new home. All of the stuff you will need, such as clothing, food, and cleaning supplies are going to be in a store that muggles call 'Walmart' in Hogsmeade. If you can't take care of yoir children, you will fail the class and have to take one in the summer. If you do not attend class, you do not get paid. You can NOT use any of your own currency.
I do hope you are well.
Sencerely,
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore